[2024] Answer a Question with a Question.

[* Ivaylo]

I did not dress up! Ivaylo the Unadorned always dresses in his armour! It's too dangerous not to! Do you not wear armour?

[* Grumpy bear]

Wear armour? I'm a squishy bear, besides it would cover up my weapon. Do you have a better idea for armour that doesn't cover up the belly?

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Not that I'm aware of. Could you use bulletproof glass?

[* Tardy Tardis]

Wouldn't something transparent be risky if it's scratched or shattered?

[* Boris]

Also would it not expose oneself?

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Wise would never expose himself! Ivaylo must deal with nimble Mongol horse archers! So is it not wise for Ivaylo to dress in armor?

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I think it is very wise for you to wear armor. Do you prefer chainmail or plate?

[* Grumpy bear]

Plate, because my fuzz gets stuck inbetween the chainmail and gets pulled out, like a link bracelet with your hairy paw. Ouch. Do you happen to have any shaving equipment on you?

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Unshaven has no need for razors! Facial hair shows you to be a real man! Do you not agree?

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I think it is what is inside that counts the most. In my case, a well-aged scotch. And everyone enjoys a nice scotch, right?

[* Grumpy bear]

Hrumpf! Just say no to alcohol, kids! Doesn't hot chocolate taste much better?

[* Tardy Tardis]

Isn’t there a place for both—maybe hot chocolate for the chilly nights and a scotch for a toast?

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I agree. Who will join me for a drink as our annual tradition comes to a close?

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Merry will join you, but only for one drink! Ivaylo isn't an alcoholic! Wasn't this tradition fun?