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I did not dress up! Ivaylo the Unadorned always dresses in his armour! It's too dangerous not to! Do you not wear armour?

Wear armour? I'm a squishy bear, besides it would cover up my weapon. Do you have a better idea for armour that doesn't cover up the belly?

Not that I'm aware of. Could you use bulletproof glass?

Wouldn't something transparent be risky if it's scratched or shattered?

Also would it not expose oneself?

Ivaylo the Wise would never expose himself! Ivaylo must deal with nimble Mongol horse archers! So is it not wise for Ivaylo to dress in armor?

I think it is very wise for you to wear armor. Do you prefer chainmail or plate?

Plate, because my fuzz gets stuck inbetween the chainmail and gets pulled out, like a link bracelet with your hairy paw. Ouch. Do you happen to have any shaving equipment on you?

Ivaylo the Unshaven has no need for razors! Facial hair shows you to be a real man! Do you not agree?

I think it is what is inside that counts the most. In my case, a well-aged scotch. And everyone enjoys a nice scotch, right?

Hrumpf! Just say no to alcohol, kids! Doesn't hot chocolate taste much better?

Isn’t there a place for both—maybe hot chocolate for the chilly nights and a scotch for a toast?

I agree. Who will join me for a drink as our annual tradition comes to a close?

Ivaylo the Merry will join you, but only for one drink! Ivaylo isn't an alcoholic! Wasn't this tradition fun?