[2024] Well now you've upset the cook.

[* Tardy Tardis]

Ah, my nice, juicy piece of pork belly got sucked through a wormhole to a planet where pork is considered a delicacy so rare, they put it in a museum exhibit. I think they even charged admission just to look at it. Some things are just lost to time.

Moussaka

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I had to look up what moussaka was and it sadly has nothing to do with chocolate mousse.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

[* Firiona Vie]

It would seem the jelly was composed of jelly fish. Not appeasing.

The Full English

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Bulgarian has no idea what an English is, much less a full one!

A peanut butter sandwich!

[* Grumpy bear]

Hrmpf! have arachybutyrophobia so I slung the sandwich in the bin.

Beignets.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My beignets were too much like doughnuts.

Watergate salad

[* Tardy Tardis]

My Watergate salad got intercepted by an undercover agent who said it was 'classified.' Now it’s evidence in some top-secret culinary conspiracy, and I’ve been left with just the pistachio crumbs.

Eggplant Parmesan.

[* Grumpy bear]

Egg Plant eloped with Ms Parmesan.

Wiener Schnitzel

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Fussy does not like Wiener Schnitzel, because it's made from veal! Ivaylo only eats Schweineschnitzel, because it's made from pork!

Pork Ribs!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

The barbecue sauce for my pork ribs was far too acidic.

S'mores

[* Grumpy bear]

My s'mores were more of s'lesses.

Bobotie.

[* Tardy Tardis]

My bobotie vanished right before I could try it—apparently the TARDIS mistook it for a dimensional anomaly and sent it to the eighth dimension for safety. Now it’s just... gone, somewhere in a parallel plane of flavor.

Shrimp scampi

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My shrimp scampi scampered away.

Panna cotta

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Horrified does not eat panners or cotters! A panner is a man who pans in the river for gold, and a cotter is a farm laborer or tenant who occupies a cottage in return for labor! Ivaylo the Non-Cannibal would never eat people!

Fresh head cabbage!