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[ANIMAL]
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[ADJECTIVE] - SLIMEY
[MONSTER] - ONE EYED SNAKE MONSTER
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[LATIN WORD] - LINGUA
[ANOTHER LATIN WORD] - PIRATA
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN]
[ADJECTIVE] - SLIMY
[MONSTER] - ONE EYED SNAKE MONSTER
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[ADJECTIVE] - BLURRY
[ADVERB]
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[ANIMAL] - CHEETAH (Because, I mean, why not...)
[ADVERB]
[LATIN WORD] - LINGUA
[ANOTHER LATIN WORD] - PIRATA
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN]
[ADJECTIVE] - SLIMY
[MONSTER] - ONE EYED SNAKE MONSTER
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Tawmis wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:10 pm [ANIMAL] - CHEETAH (Because, I mean, why not...)

[ADJECTIVE] - BLURRY
[ADVERB] - UNEXPECTEDLY
[ADJECTIVE] - IMPROBABLE
[ANIMAL] - CHEETAH (Because, I mean, why not...)
[ADVERB]
[LATIN WORD] - LINGUA
[ANOTHER LATIN WORD] - PIRATA
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN]
[ADJECTIVE] - SLIMY
[MONSTER] - ONE EYED SNAKE MONSTER
[ADJECTIVE]

[ADJECTIVE] - BLURRY
[ADVERB] - UNEXPECTEDLY
[ADJECTIVE] - IMPROBABLE
[ANIMAL] - CHEETAH (Because, I mean, why not...)
[ADVERB] - QUIETLY
[LATIN WORD] - LINGUA
[ANOTHER LATIN WORD] - PIRATA
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN] - RIOT
[ADJECTIVE] - SLIMY
[MONSTER] - ONE EYED SNAKE MONSTER

[ADJECTIVE] - BLURRY
[ADVERB] - UNEXPECTEDLY
[ADJECTIVE] - IMPROBABLE
[ANIMAL] - CHEETAH (Because, I mean, why not...)
[ADVERB] - QUIETLY
[LATIN WORD] - LINGUA
[ANOTHER LATIN WORD] - PIRATA
[ADJECTIVE] - SHARP
[NOUN] - RIOT
[ADJECTIVE] - SLIMY
[MONSTER] - ONE-EYED SNAKE MONSTER
[ADJECTIVE] - DULL

And that's all of them!

QUEST FOR GLORY: TORO’S ADVENTURE, PART 1

Not long after the Hero departed Spielburg, Elsa and Toro set off together in search of BLURRY adventure. As they approached a small village to buy supplies, Elsa told Toro to wait on the road. “I’m sorry, Toro. But I don’t think these villagers will welcome someone of your, um, stature.”

“Okay,” Toro said UNEXPECTEDLY.

As he waited for Elsa to return, an IMPROBABLE CHEETAH approached him QUIETLY. As he recalled, the scientific name of the creature was LINGUA PIRATA, meaning “SHARP RIOT”. (Zoology and taxonomy were hobbies of his.) “Toro like animal.” (Language was not.)

“Please, help kind sir,” the creature said. Toro was SLIMY! Animals (with the exception of some foxes and monkeys) should not be able to speak. And did it just call him “Sir”?

“How can Toro help?” he asked. “A ONE-EYED SNAKE MONSTER is attacking my people. Please. You are big and strong. You must help us.” Whether the creature knew it or not, flattery will get you everywhere with Toro.

“Toro help,” he said. The creature led Toro into the DULL forest. They entered a clearing where more creatures were gathered. “We are glad you came to help,” the leader said. “But then your arrival here was fotetold... By the Sword of Truth!”

TO BE CONTINUED

I guess Lingua Pirata really means "pirate tongue".

SPACE QUEST XXXIII: SLUDGE VOHAUL GOES FOR BROKE

On that day, Roger Wilco woke up, smacked his lips, and headed for the coffee machine. But at the bottom of the pot, there was nothing left but a coffee stain!!!

"Oh yeah, you guys - real mature!" Roger [VERB]ed as he brewed up a fresh pot of coffee. But when it had finished [VERB]ing, there was only a stain left and no coffee at all!!!

This can't be right, Roger thought. Who would [VERB] a prank like this?

Just as he was thinking this, the screens on the ship buzzed into life and revealed a [ADJECTIVE] face. "Moo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"

Roger rolled his [NOUN]. I just had to ask, didn't I.

"Sludge Vohaul!" he said through gritted [BODY PART]. "What do you want this time?"

"This time?" Sludge's eyes opened very, very wide. "Whatever do you mean?"

"The coffee--"

"Oh, you found the coffee pots!" Sludge Vohaul [VERB]ed. "Well done. That's only step one of my brilliant [NOUN], my inevitable triumph!"

Roger was already on the phone, calling [EMERGENCY NUMBER] for the space police. But there was no answer.

"Go ahead! Shout it from the rooftops!" Sludge Vohaul exulted. "Everybody knows that you killed me. No-one will believe you!" He launched into another one of his trademark evil laughs: "[STEREOTYPICAL EVIL LAUGH](TM)!!!"

Roger sighed and shifted from [BODY PART] to [BODY PART]. "So what are you here for?"

"Oh, THAT." Sludge Vohaul looked bored. "I've simply uploaded a virus to all your onboard computers that breaks all the electrical kitchen appliances! Your coffee pots, your kettles, your toasters, your [ELECTRICAL KITCHEN APPLIANCE]s -- all useless!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa--"

"I get the picture. So we have to find and kill this virus before lunch, yeah?"

"My dear Roger," Vohaul said in snide tones, "you have to do that before you can have coffee!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa--"

"Shut up." Roger switched the monitor off. There's only one thing for it. He slapped on an apron and a chef's hat, and grabbed a [KITCHEN TOOL] and [ANOTHER KITCHEN TOOL]. Let's get those eggs whisked and use the engines to make fried eggs and bacon for breakfast!

And Commander Kielbasa smiled at this ingenuity, and promoted Roger to [EXTREMELY HIGH SPACE RANK], and the virus was found and eliminated by a member of engineering called ...

... [UNIMPRESSIVE, ONE-SYLLABLE MAN'S NAME]. Sure. Let's go with that.

THE END


Enjoy!

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[EXTREMELY HIGH SPACE RANK] -
[UNIMPRESSIVE, ONE-SYLLABLE MAN'S NAME] - JOE

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[EMERGENCY NUMBER] - 1-976-SEXY
[STEREOTYPICAL EVIL LAUGH] - Tee Hee Hee
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[ELECTRICAL KITCHEN APPLIANCE] -
[KITCHEN TOOL] -
[ANOTHER KITCHEN TOOL] -
[EXTREMELY HIGH SPACE RANK] -
[UNIMPRESSIVE, ONE-SYLLABLE MAN'S NAME] - JOE

Hmm. I thought the stereotypical evil laugh would be something like "Mwa ha ha" or "Bwa ha ha" or "Moo-ha-ha-ha-ha" etc. Am I wrong? I don't understand how "Tee hee hee" is evil.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:36 am Hmm. I thought the stereotypical evil laugh would be something like "Mwa ha ha" or "Bwa ha ha" or "Moo-ha-ha-ha-ha" etc. Am I wrong? I don't understand how "Tee hee hee" is evil.

You've given silly answers in the past. So an evil villain saying "tee hee hee" made me giggle.

[VERB] - CHURN
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[EMERGENCY NUMBER] - 1-976-SEXY
[STEREOTYPICAL EVIL LAUGH] - Tee Hee Hee
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[ANOTHER KITCHEN TOOL] -
[EXTREMELY HIGH SPACE RANK] - GRAND HIGH POOBAH OF THE IMPERIAL DEATH FLEET OF DOOM
[UNIMPRESSIVE, ONE-SYLLABLE MAN'S NAME] - JOE