Game: "Let's NOT write a Sierra related kickstarter!"

[Rath Darkblade]

Why? What happens during "Iceman"? *shrug* I never played it, so I don't know.

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lousy Lounge Lizards. All the other lounge lizards in the disco are so lousy at flirting, Larry wins by default!!!

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a minute ...

[Tawmis]

Why? What happens during "Iceman"? *shrug* I never played it, so I don't know.

Anyone who has played can probably share their hatred of this part of the game. Well many hate a lot of the game. Or all of it.

But other some obvious "WE GOTCHYA AGAIN!" dead ends that seem obviously deliberate.... the game is actually pretty fun.

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmm ... is the other guy is drawn so differently (e.g. beer gut) so it'd be obvious he's a "bad guy"?

Hope you like my LSL parody. (Sierra parodies are fun).

Manhunted: New York. Now you can play as a giant floating eye! Your quest? KILL THE HUMANS. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

[Tawmis]

Hmm ... is the other guy is drawn so differently (e.g. beer gut) so it'd be obvious he's a "bad guy"?

Not a bad guy. Just an old salty, sea dog.

[Rath Darkblade]

Codename: RICEman. Johnny Westland gets his assignment, says "Screw it", and goes out for Chinese instead.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Mixed Up Mother Dearest
Play as Joan Crawford in this point-and-click adventure based on her adopted daughter’s infamous book. Bonus points awarded for every wire hanger you find hidden throughout her Brentwood mansion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mommie_Dearest

The Yeast Within
Bread-baking simulator.

A Puzzle of Fleshlights
A VERY naughty puzzle game aimed solely at adults.

[Tawmis]

A Puzzle of Fleshlights
A VERY naughty puzzle game aimed solely at adults.

This made me laugh and laugh and laugh....

[Rath Darkblade]

Oh, dear.

Mixed Up Mother Earth
Play as a geologist who has been summoned to the White House and ordered to figure out why the earth's continents and seas have all been muddled up. And then you have to shuffle them back into place. And if you get anything wrong, it's game over. It's a Nintendo-Hard game.

Gabriel Bite: Fins of the Fathers
Gabriel becomes a Great White Shark, patrols the seas off California, and earns points by biting people. Bonus points if he eats them as they struggle.

Phantasma-Daria.
Play as a disillusioned teen who is stuck in a crapsack world ... oh, wait a minute. Never mind ...

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Mixed Up Mother Earth
Play as a geologist who has been summoned to the White House and ordered to figure out why the earth's continents and seas have all been muddled up. And then you have to shuffle them back into place. And if you get anything wrong, it's game over. It's a Nintendo-Hard game.

This one actually sounds like it might work, especially if it allows you to explore the way continents have shifted over time. Could be very educational.

[Rath Darkblade]

It could, but I think it'd be very frustrating. Get one valley/mountain/river/etc. wrong? Game over. Yeesh!

Maybe it's better not to make it that hard?

[Rath Darkblade]

Just for no reason ...

Codename: RICEman. Johnny Westland has Chinese food for dinner.

Codename: DICEman. Johnny Westland loses his shirt gambling.

Codename: LICEman. Johnny Westland has to undergo a cleanliness routine.

Codename: NICEman. Nice guys finish last, so Johnny Westland has no luck with the ladies.

Etc.

Edit: Move this post into this thread, because it's better suited here. - Tawmis

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Quest for Glory: The Lion B!tch and the War Robe. One of Rakeesh's female pride members has stolen a robe of great power - and in order to restore peace you must reclaim it or war will spread across the land.

Quest for Glory: Prince Can't Spin. You are a dance instructor who must teach the prince of the land - who literally has TWO left feet - to learn how to dance.

Quest for Glory: Boy's Age, Go On And Get Her. You are the young prince who had two left feet and finally learned to dance. Now you're old enough to go on and adventure to find true love.

King’s Quest: The Flying Horse and His Boy: Origin story about how young Vladimir Tsepish first came into contact with the winged horse Necromancer.

King’s Quest: The Mage Ishan’s Nephews: Another origin story about young Mordack and Manannan, being trained in the dark arts by their evil uncle, Ishan.

King’s Quest: The Silver Chariot: Castle Daventry awakens one morning to find a magnificent silver chariot has been gifted to them by an anonymous admirer. But they soon find out it’s cursed when it takes off with the entire family on board, intent on killing them all. Fortunately they’re saved just in time by Cedric, who gets run over and grinds the chariot to a halt.

King’s Quest: The Fast Battle: The shortest game in the series, consisting of just throwing pies at a series of swarming yetis.

(Rath: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Narnia)

[Tawmis]

Gabriel Knight 4: Phantom of the Opera. Turns out the Opera House from GK2 actually has a ghost in it. And now, on top of managing a show (because it was so SUPER fun in GK2), you have to find out what the ghost wants before it ruins the show.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Gabriel Knight 4: Phantom of the Opera. Turns out the Opera House from GK2 actually has a ghost in it. And now, on top of managing a show (because it was so SUPER fun in GK2), you have to find out what the ghost wants before it ruins the show.

And oh the fun Sierra has finding a composer whom Andrew Lloyd Webber will allow to convert his melodies into MIDI format.

[Tawmis]

Quest for Glory: The Lion B!tch and the War Robe. One of Rakeesh's female pride members has stolen a robe of great power - and in order to restore peace you must reclaim it or war will spread across the land.
Quest for Glory: Prince Can't Spin. You are a dance instructor who must teach the prince of the land - who literally has TWO left feet - to learn how to dance.
Quest for Glory: Boy's Age, Go On And Get Her. You are the young prince who had two left feet and finally learned to dance. Now you're old enough to go on and adventure to find true love.

King’s Quest: The Flying Horse and His Boy: Origin story about how young Vladimir Tsepish first came into contact with the winged horse Necromancer.
King’s Quest: The Mage Ishan’s Nephews: Another origin story about young Mordack and Manannan, being trained in the dark arts by their evil uncle, Ishan.
King’s Quest: The Silver Chariot: Castle Daventry awakens one morning to find a magnificent silver chariot has been gifted to them by an anonymous admirer. But they soon find out it’s cursed when it takes off with the entire family on board, intent on killing them all. Fortunately they’re saved just in time by Cedric, who gets run over and grinds the chariot to a halt.
King’s Quest: The Fast Battle: The shortest game in the series, consisting of just throwing pies at a series of swarming yetis.

I love that you added to the Chronicles of Narnia theme!