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Sarah, what's that on your hand?

*Snooki wrote:Sarah! I sooooo wish you woulda won the election thing! I <3 McCain!

I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.

Hey Cutie!

So That Is The Secret To Your Great Tan!

I Just Walk Around Naked For My Tan!

*Glen wrote:

*Snooki wrote:Sarah! I sooooo wish you woulda won the election thing! I <3 McCain!

I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.

Hey Cutie!

So That Is The Secret To Your Great Tan!

I Just Walk Around Naked For My Tan!

That sounds fun! I should try it right now!

Hey Cutie,

Don't Forget Your Flip-Flops!

You are all behaving like pompous asses. I'll be with my orchids. Disturbances will be met with acute disfavor.

Have a beer Nero.

Hmph. I prefer Remmers, but this will have to do. Thank you, Madam.

AND KINDLY ADDRESS ME AS "MISTER WOLFE!" That an elected official would stoop to such informality is disheartening, to say the least.

Jules wrote: Sarah, what's that on your hand?

Hopefully my phone number! While I despise her as a person, she's still quite attractive.

*Nero Wolfe wrote:Hmph. I prefer Remmers, but this will have to do. Thank you, Madam.

AND KINDLY ADDRESS ME AS "MISTER WOLFE!" That an elected official would stoop to such informality is disheartening, to say the least.

You Betcha!

Tawmis wrote: Hopefully my phone number! While I despise her as a person, she's still quite attractive.

I'm sending my incredibly hunky husband to kick your ass.

*SarahPalin wrote:I'm sending my incredibly hunky husband to kick your ass.

Nah, he's too busy hunting wolves with a sniper rifle from a plane.

Collector wrote:

*SarahPalin wrote:I'm sending my incredibly hunky husband to kick your ass.

Nah, he's too busy hunting wolves with a sniper rifle from a plane.

Because that shows how much of a man he is.

The wolves will all go extinct, you know. I've seen it, thanks to the bothers of time travel. It's best to put them out of their misery now. Things will not get better for them.

OF COURSE the wolves will be extinct, you FOOLS! It is I, Mojo Jojo, who is the mastermind behind the plan to banish all wolves from eternity and for all eternity they will be banished because they will be banished! I am evil. I am despicable. If you look up dastardly in the dictionary, you will find a picture of ME! I am MOJO JOJO! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

It will be only after my breakfast has been eaten that I will banish them because my breakfast must be eaten for cold breakfast is a terrible thing.

I think I know who Nero and Ms. Palin are..!