[2024] Why these look like they could be ... murder weapons!

[* Grumpy bear]

I use the knife to cut some delicious cheese!

[* Tardy Tardis]

I take the rope and weave it into a temporal lasso. With a well-timed throw, it can catch stray time loops and reel them in, saving me a few trips through eternity’s tangled threads!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I fire off the revolver. Last call for posts.