[EXCLAMATION] - MY DEAR MR. SINGING CLUB!*
[NOUN]
[ADJECTIVE]
[EXCLAMATION] - TALLY HO, PIP-PIP, AND BERNARD'S YOUR UNCLE!**
[VERB] - TRIP
[VERB] - TRAIPSE[/b]
* this is a direct translation of a German minced oath: Mein lieber Herr Gesangverein. It basically means "Oh my God!"
** In English we would say "Good morning".
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[EXCLAMATION] - MY DEAR MR. SINGING CLUB!*
[NOUN] - SCREWDRIVER
[ADJECTIVE] - LACKADAISICAL
[EXCLAMATION] - TALLY HO, PIP-PIP, AND BERNARD'S YOUR UNCLE!**
[VERB] - TRIP
[VERB] - TRAIPSE
* this is a direct translation of a German minced oath: Mein lieber Herr Gesangverein. It basically means "Oh my God!"
** In English we would say "Good morning".
[NOUN] - SCREWDRIVER
[ADJECTIVE] - LACKADAISICAL
[EXCLAMATION] - TALLY HO, PIP-PIP, AND BERNARD'S YOUR UNCLE!**
[VERB] - TRIP
[VERB] - TRAIPSE
* this is a direct translation of a German minced oath: Mein lieber Herr Gesangverein. It basically means "Oh my God!"
** In English we would say "Good morning".
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Shivers III: The [SITTING] OF THE [BULL] - The Conclusion.
Story concept. We have three people named [JOHN], [MARY] and [CHESTER] and they're driving their beat up car - a [CHEVY IMPALA] when it breaks down in [POUGHKEEPSIE].
It's midnight, and everything's closed - except a museum called THE [ULTRAMARINE] [CHEETAH]. They go inside, and discover it's very quiet. No one is there.
They realize no one is even in the town.
Everything's closed - because no one is there.
Just then, the door slam shut trapping them inside the museum...
John will look around and notice the museum lights turn on - and in the hallway he spots a ghostly image of a [HORSE].
When he points it out, strangely - Mary doesn't see the same thing. Instead the ghostly image she sees is a [BROWN] [POTATO].
When Chester looks, he sees his father - a man named [ALOYSIUS] [SMITH].
All three hear the haunting roar of a large feline - and just in front of them - a spiritual cheetah seems to be staring intently at them...
We learn that the [BLACK] horse that John sees once belonged to [GRANDMA]. And John recalls how they'd tried to train this horse - but this horse was gravely wounded and John had to be the one to put it down by using a [PISTOL]. John shudders at the thought and wonders what the ghostly apparition can possibly mean.
Meanwhile, Chester sees his father, Aloysius Smith - an abusive father, who would beat Chester with a [SPATULA] whenever Chester [WALKED]. Chester recalls being beat so badly once, that he couldn't see because his eyes were so swollen. He recalled falling into the kitchen and slipping on his own blood and landing against the kitchen counter and finding a [LEAD PIPE] which he used to fight back - and in the process had actually killed his father. He was sent to a psychiatric ward called The [GREEN] [EGG WHISK], where he suffered further abuse - such as electroshock therapy.
For Mary, the brown potato represented the life she'd fled from. She grew up extremely poor, and she and her family, were essentially in servitude to another family known as [MOZART], where she found herself victimized by the father of the house, repeatedly. She recalled how he would meet her out on the field, when she was picking potatoes and how he'd taken advantage of her there.
Each of them were reliving a horrible nightmare.
But this was just the beginning...
John looks over at his good friend Chester who is [SLEEPING] - and shakes Chester, forcing him to come to his senses - but at first, all Chester sees is a [ORANGE] [BEER] shaking him.
When he finally comes to, Chester hears his girlfriend, Mary cry out, "[DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!]"
Chester races to her and calms Mary down. "It's OK, baby. I am right here. Something is going on. I just remembered beating beat by my father every time I walked by him... and how I had struck him with a lead pipe so many times in the [NETHER REGIONS] that I was covered in blood..."
John nodded, "I just had a memory of using my father's [MAUVE] pistol and shooting my favorite black horse, because it'd gotten hurt."
"I remembered my step father, Sir Alexander Mozart... He used to play music loudly to drown away my cries," Mary wept. "I remember when he took me down to [CONSERVATORY]..."
"It's all right. You're safe with us," Chester assured her, stroking his hand through her [BLUE] hair.
He helped Mary up and they looked around the museum and said, "[DEWEY BEATS TRUMAN!]! We need to find out effing way out of here."
"That door over there leads to the Egyptian Display, there's an exit sign over there," John commented.
All the while, unbeknownst to them all, they were being watched by a [MERCURY] Statue of [PATRICK STEWART]....
As they walk, unaware of the mercury state of Patrick Stewart watching them, Chester shares, "I am sorry I was swinging at you, John. I was having flash backs of when I'd gone camping and sprayed a bear in the face with orange spray... and you... you looked just like it, but you were [ROUGH] and had [299,792,458] legs!"
"Something's definitely messing with our heads," John assures Chester. "I had a dream about using my father's mauve pistol to put down a horse we owned."
As they entered the Egyptian display, they noticed several [AMMIT, THE DEVOURER OF THE DEAD, THE EATER OF HEARTS] around the room.
"Well, that's effing creepy," Mary said, pulling closer to her boyfriend Chester.
Suddenly from behind them, the doors slammed shut - and they could see the mercury statue of Patrick Stewart sneering at them sinisterly from the other side of the locked, glass doors.
At that moment, a large [BULL] erupted from the floor, and the Mercury Patrick Stewart statue began clapping [ADEQUATELY]...
John looked at the statue and said, "[MY DEAR MR. SINGING CLUB], is that a mercury version of Patrick Stewart?"
"You're worried about that, when there's an ancient Egyptian god that just erupted out of the floor like dancing [SCREWDRIVER]?"
"No one noticed the bull also," Chester pointed out - pointing at the large, [LACKADAISICAL] bull.
The Bull stood on two feet and said, "[TALLY HO, PIP-PIP, AND BERNARD'S YOUR UNCLE], I have come to [TRIP] you, Ammit, Devourer of the Dead, Eater of Hearts!"
At that moment the bull [TRAIPSE]D towards Ammit and impaled him against the wall, syphoning the undead god's energy.
When the empty husk collapsed to the floor, the Bull turned to the trio and said, "This is a special night where the moon aligned in full eclipse, where Ammit used it to pass through to the living plane. I have banished him back to Hades. I needed you to active the Patrick Stewart statue which was standing on my seal and keeping me down. You are free to go."
And the doors to the museum opened...
Story concept. We have three people named [JOHN], [MARY] and [CHESTER] and they're driving their beat up car - a [CHEVY IMPALA] when it breaks down in [POUGHKEEPSIE].
It's midnight, and everything's closed - except a museum called THE [ULTRAMARINE] [CHEETAH]. They go inside, and discover it's very quiet. No one is there.
They realize no one is even in the town.
Everything's closed - because no one is there.
Just then, the door slam shut trapping them inside the museum...
John will look around and notice the museum lights turn on - and in the hallway he spots a ghostly image of a [HORSE].
When he points it out, strangely - Mary doesn't see the same thing. Instead the ghostly image she sees is a [BROWN] [POTATO].
When Chester looks, he sees his father - a man named [ALOYSIUS] [SMITH].
All three hear the haunting roar of a large feline - and just in front of them - a spiritual cheetah seems to be staring intently at them...
We learn that the [BLACK] horse that John sees once belonged to [GRANDMA]. And John recalls how they'd tried to train this horse - but this horse was gravely wounded and John had to be the one to put it down by using a [PISTOL]. John shudders at the thought and wonders what the ghostly apparition can possibly mean.
Meanwhile, Chester sees his father, Aloysius Smith - an abusive father, who would beat Chester with a [SPATULA] whenever Chester [WALKED]. Chester recalls being beat so badly once, that he couldn't see because his eyes were so swollen. He recalled falling into the kitchen and slipping on his own blood and landing against the kitchen counter and finding a [LEAD PIPE] which he used to fight back - and in the process had actually killed his father. He was sent to a psychiatric ward called The [GREEN] [EGG WHISK], where he suffered further abuse - such as electroshock therapy.
For Mary, the brown potato represented the life she'd fled from. She grew up extremely poor, and she and her family, were essentially in servitude to another family known as [MOZART], where she found herself victimized by the father of the house, repeatedly. She recalled how he would meet her out on the field, when she was picking potatoes and how he'd taken advantage of her there.
Each of them were reliving a horrible nightmare.
But this was just the beginning...
John looks over at his good friend Chester who is [SLEEPING] - and shakes Chester, forcing him to come to his senses - but at first, all Chester sees is a [ORANGE] [BEER] shaking him.
When he finally comes to, Chester hears his girlfriend, Mary cry out, "[DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!]"
Chester races to her and calms Mary down. "It's OK, baby. I am right here. Something is going on. I just remembered beating beat by my father every time I walked by him... and how I had struck him with a lead pipe so many times in the [NETHER REGIONS] that I was covered in blood..."
John nodded, "I just had a memory of using my father's [MAUVE] pistol and shooting my favorite black horse, because it'd gotten hurt."
"I remembered my step father, Sir Alexander Mozart... He used to play music loudly to drown away my cries," Mary wept. "I remember when he took me down to [CONSERVATORY]..."
"It's all right. You're safe with us," Chester assured her, stroking his hand through her [BLUE] hair.
He helped Mary up and they looked around the museum and said, "[DEWEY BEATS TRUMAN!]! We need to find out effing way out of here."
"That door over there leads to the Egyptian Display, there's an exit sign over there," John commented.
All the while, unbeknownst to them all, they were being watched by a [MERCURY] Statue of [PATRICK STEWART]....
As they walk, unaware of the mercury state of Patrick Stewart watching them, Chester shares, "I am sorry I was swinging at you, John. I was having flash backs of when I'd gone camping and sprayed a bear in the face with orange spray... and you... you looked just like it, but you were [ROUGH] and had [299,792,458] legs!"
"Something's definitely messing with our heads," John assures Chester. "I had a dream about using my father's mauve pistol to put down a horse we owned."
As they entered the Egyptian display, they noticed several [AMMIT, THE DEVOURER OF THE DEAD, THE EATER OF HEARTS] around the room.
"Well, that's effing creepy," Mary said, pulling closer to her boyfriend Chester.
Suddenly from behind them, the doors slammed shut - and they could see the mercury statue of Patrick Stewart sneering at them sinisterly from the other side of the locked, glass doors.
At that moment, a large [BULL] erupted from the floor, and the Mercury Patrick Stewart statue began clapping [ADEQUATELY]...
John looked at the statue and said, "[MY DEAR MR. SINGING CLUB], is that a mercury version of Patrick Stewart?"
"You're worried about that, when there's an ancient Egyptian god that just erupted out of the floor like dancing [SCREWDRIVER]?"
"No one noticed the bull also," Chester pointed out - pointing at the large, [LACKADAISICAL] bull.
The Bull stood on two feet and said, "[TALLY HO, PIP-PIP, AND BERNARD'S YOUR UNCLE], I have come to [TRIP] you, Ammit, Devourer of the Dead, Eater of Hearts!"
At that moment the bull [TRAIPSE]D towards Ammit and impaled him against the wall, syphoning the undead god's energy.
When the empty husk collapsed to the floor, the Bull turned to the trio and said, "This is a special night where the moon aligned in full eclipse, where Ammit used it to pass through to the living plane. I have banished him back to Hades. I needed you to active the Patrick Stewart statue which was standing on my seal and keeping me down. You are free to go."
And the doors to the museum opened...
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Is it my turn again? 
Larry in my Latte.
One fine morning, Leisure Suit Larry went down to the coffee shop and [PAST TENSE VERB] for a coffee.
Behind him, [PRESENT TENSE VERB] his manbun and checking his phone, was a [ADJECTIVE] hipster.
"Here's your coffee -- er, sir," the barista said, putting it on front of Larry.
"Hey!" Larry protested. "Why is there a picture of me here?"
The barista tutted. "It's a joke, sweetheart. Haven't you ever heard of decorative coffeemaking?"
"No!"
"Too bad for you. Next!"
Larry [PAST TENSE VERB] his coffee over to the corner and thought: [EXCLAMATION!] He's a strange one. I wonder if he's got a sister.
Meanwhile, the barista - as a joke - drew Larry's image in the hipster's cup of soy decaf [TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE].
As the hipster raised the cup to his lips, he suddenly noticed the image of Larry. And then he noticed Larry himself.
"Oh - Em - Gee!!!" he [PAST TENSE VERB] to Larry. "It's a sign!! Sir -- you're, like, my hero!!!"
Larry blushed slightly. "Well, it's nothing--"
"It's not nothing!! You're, like, in my coffee! Don't you know what that means?!"
"No?"
"You're like the second coming of Coffee Man!!" The hipster burbled. "This is so exciting!! I'm like gonna treasure this moment forever ... right after I upload it to [REALLY PRETENTIOUS BUT STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE]." *clickety-click, typpity-type* "Done!! This is like so kewl!! All my friends are gonna freak out!!!"
This guy has friends? Larry [PAST TENSE VERB].
Meanwhile, the hipster continued [ADVERB]: "You'll see!! This'll go viral in like two seconds!! You're gonna be the hottest property in town!!!"
... tickety-tock, the mouse ran up the clock ...
The next morning, Larry woke up, rubbed his eyes, and went to get the morning paper. The headline on page 1 said:
"NEW CHURCH IN TOWN"
A new religion? Larry thought -- and then he noticed the next paragraph, which said:
"The First Church of Larry Laffer, Orthodox (men and women separate, of course) has hit Los Angeles."
There was a picture of the hipster's coffee, with a caption saying: "Holy artifact."
Larry took the paper to the breakfast table and read the story over his buttered toast and morning coffee. Hmm. The question is, should I feel honoured or should I sue for copyright infringement?
THE END
Larry in my Latte.
One fine morning, Leisure Suit Larry went down to the coffee shop and [PAST TENSE VERB] for a coffee.
Behind him, [PRESENT TENSE VERB] his manbun and checking his phone, was a [ADJECTIVE] hipster.
"Here's your coffee -- er, sir," the barista said, putting it on front of Larry.
"Hey!" Larry protested. "Why is there a picture of me here?"
The barista tutted. "It's a joke, sweetheart. Haven't you ever heard of decorative coffeemaking?"
"No!"
"Too bad for you. Next!"
Larry [PAST TENSE VERB] his coffee over to the corner and thought: [EXCLAMATION!] He's a strange one. I wonder if he's got a sister.
Meanwhile, the barista - as a joke - drew Larry's image in the hipster's cup of soy decaf [TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE].
As the hipster raised the cup to his lips, he suddenly noticed the image of Larry. And then he noticed Larry himself.
"Oh - Em - Gee!!!" he [PAST TENSE VERB] to Larry. "It's a sign!! Sir -- you're, like, my hero!!!"
Larry blushed slightly. "Well, it's nothing--"
"It's not nothing!! You're, like, in my coffee! Don't you know what that means?!"
"No?"
"You're like the second coming of Coffee Man!!" The hipster burbled. "This is so exciting!! I'm like gonna treasure this moment forever ... right after I upload it to [REALLY PRETENTIOUS BUT STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE]." *clickety-click, typpity-type* "Done!! This is like so kewl!! All my friends are gonna freak out!!!"
This guy has friends? Larry [PAST TENSE VERB].
Meanwhile, the hipster continued [ADVERB]: "You'll see!! This'll go viral in like two seconds!! You're gonna be the hottest property in town!!!"
... tickety-tock, the mouse ran up the clock ...
The next morning, Larry woke up, rubbed his eyes, and went to get the morning paper. The headline on page 1 said:
"NEW CHURCH IN TOWN"
A new religion? Larry thought -- and then he noticed the next paragraph, which said:
"The First Church of Larry Laffer, Orthodox (men and women separate, of course) has hit Los Angeles."
There was a picture of the hipster's coffee, with a caption saying: "Holy artifact."
Larry took the paper to the breakfast table and read the story over his buttered toast and morning coffee. Hmm. The question is, should I feel honoured or should I sue for copyright infringement?
THE END
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[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] -
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[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
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[PAST TENSE VERB] - FRIED
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] -
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[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
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[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] -
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[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
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[PAST TENSE VERB] - FRIED
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
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[PAST TENSE VERB] - FRIED
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] - SMARMY
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] - INSTAGRAM
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] - SMARMY
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] -
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] - INSTAGRAM
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
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[PAST TENSE VERB] - FRIED
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] - SMARMY
[PAST TENSE VERB] - DANCED
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] - TALLIED
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] - INSTAGRAM
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] - SMARMY
[PAST TENSE VERB] - DANCED
[EXCLAMATION!] -
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] -
[PAST TENSE VERB] - TALLIED
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] - INSTAGRAM
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
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[PAST TENSE VERB] - FRIED
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] - SMARMY
[PAST TENSE VERB] - DANCED
[EXCLAMATION!] - YOU GO ME ON THE ALARM CLOCK!*
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] - ORGANIC SOY MILK JAMAICAN BLEND LATTE WITH FAIR TRADE MADAGASCAR CINNAMON
[PAST TENSE VERB] - TALLIED
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] - INSTAGRAM
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
Literal translation of "Du gehst mir auf den Wecker." meaning "You are annoying."
[PAST TENSE VERB] - SAW
[ADJECTIVE] - SMARMY
[PAST TENSE VERB] - DANCED
[EXCLAMATION!] - YOU GO ME ON THE ALARM CLOCK!*
[TYPE OF REALLY FANCY, PRETENTIOUS, 21ST-CENTURY COFFEE THAT COFFEE SHOPS USE TO JACK UP THE PRICE OF COFFEE] - ORGANIC SOY MILK JAMAICAN BLEND LATTE WITH FAIR TRADE MADAGASCAR CINNAMON
[PAST TENSE VERB] - TALLIED
[REALLY PRETENTIOUS AND STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE] - INSTAGRAM
[PAST TENSE VERB] - ATE
[ADVERB] - FEARFULLY
Literal translation of "Du gehst mir auf den Wecker." meaning "You are annoying."
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Done already? 
OK ... let's have a look.
Larry in my Latte.
One fine morning, Leisure Suit Larry went down to the coffee shop and FRIED for a coffee.
Behind him, SEEING his manbun and checking his phone, was a SMARMY hipster.
"Here's your coffee -- er, sir," the barista said, putting it on front of Larry.
"Hey!" Larry protested. "Why is there a picture of me here?"
The barista tutted. "It's a joke, sweetheart. Haven't you ever heard of decorative coffeemaking?"
"No!"
"Too bad for you. Next!"
Larry DANCED his coffee over to the corner and thought: YOU GO ME ON THE ALARM CLOCK!* He's a strange one. I wonder if he's got a sister.
Meanwhile, the barista - as a joke - drew Larry's image in the hipster's cup of soy decaf ORGANIC SOY MILK JAMAICAN BLEND LATTE WITH FAIR TRADE MADAGASCAR CINNAMON.
As the hipster raised the cup to his lips, he suddenly noticed the image of Larry. And then he noticed Larry himself.
"Oh - Em - Gee!!!" he TALLIED to Larry. "It's a sign!! Sir -- you're, like, my hero!!!"
Larry blushed slightly. "Well, it's nothing--"
"It's not nothing!! You're, like, in my coffee! Don't you know what that means?!"
"No?"
"You're like the second coming of Coffee Man!!" The hipster burbled. "This is so exciting!! I'm like gonna treasure this moment forever ... right after I upload it to INSTAGRAM." *clickety-click, typpity-type* "Done!! This is like so kewl!! All my friends are gonna freak out!!!"
This guy has friends? Larry ATE.
Meanwhile, the hipster continued FEARFULLY: "You'll see!! This'll go viral in like two seconds!! You're gonna be the hottest property in town!!!"
... tickety-tock, the mouse ran up the clock ...
The next morning, Larry woke up, rubbed his eyes, and went to get the morning paper. The headline on page 1 said:
"NEW CHURCH IN TOWN"
A new religion? Larry thought -- and then he noticed the next paragraph, which said:
"The First Church of Larry Laffer, Orthodox (men and women separate, of course) has hit Los Angeles."
There was a picture of the hipster's coffee, with a caption saying: "Holy artifact."
Larry took the paper to the breakfast table and read the story over his buttered toast and morning coffee. Hmm. The question is, should I feel honoured or should I sue for copyright infringement?
THE END
* Literal translation of "Du gehst mir auf den Wecker." meaning "You are annoying."
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Well, that made sense ... kinda. Who's next? 
OK ... let's have a look.Larry in my Latte.
One fine morning, Leisure Suit Larry went down to the coffee shop and FRIED for a coffee.
Behind him, SEEING his manbun and checking his phone, was a SMARMY hipster.
"Here's your coffee -- er, sir," the barista said, putting it on front of Larry.
"Hey!" Larry protested. "Why is there a picture of me here?"
The barista tutted. "It's a joke, sweetheart. Haven't you ever heard of decorative coffeemaking?"
"No!"
"Too bad for you. Next!"
Larry DANCED his coffee over to the corner and thought: YOU GO ME ON THE ALARM CLOCK!* He's a strange one. I wonder if he's got a sister.
Meanwhile, the barista - as a joke - drew Larry's image in the hipster's cup of soy decaf ORGANIC SOY MILK JAMAICAN BLEND LATTE WITH FAIR TRADE MADAGASCAR CINNAMON.
As the hipster raised the cup to his lips, he suddenly noticed the image of Larry. And then he noticed Larry himself.
"Oh - Em - Gee!!!" he TALLIED to Larry. "It's a sign!! Sir -- you're, like, my hero!!!"
Larry blushed slightly. "Well, it's nothing--"
"It's not nothing!! You're, like, in my coffee! Don't you know what that means?!"
"No?"
"You're like the second coming of Coffee Man!!" The hipster burbled. "This is so exciting!! I'm like gonna treasure this moment forever ... right after I upload it to INSTAGRAM." *clickety-click, typpity-type* "Done!! This is like so kewl!! All my friends are gonna freak out!!!"
This guy has friends? Larry ATE.
Meanwhile, the hipster continued FEARFULLY: "You'll see!! This'll go viral in like two seconds!! You're gonna be the hottest property in town!!!"
... tickety-tock, the mouse ran up the clock ...
The next morning, Larry woke up, rubbed his eyes, and went to get the morning paper. The headline on page 1 said:
"NEW CHURCH IN TOWN"
A new religion? Larry thought -- and then he noticed the next paragraph, which said:
"The First Church of Larry Laffer, Orthodox (men and women separate, of course) has hit Los Angeles."
There was a picture of the hipster's coffee, with a caption saying: "Holy artifact."
Larry took the paper to the breakfast table and read the story over his buttered toast and morning coffee. Hmm. The question is, should I feel honoured or should I sue for copyright infringement?
THE END
* Literal translation of "Du gehst mir auf den Wecker." meaning "You are annoying."
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Well, that made sense ... kinda.
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