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A taxidermy animal!

Jules - no, not a texidermy animal.

But you are very close - I normally hang on a wall, although in the Hunting Club I am not hanging... but I'm present there, for a short time, but I am .

mendosa wrote:DeadPoolX - O.K. - no offence from me, just wanted to clarify, if one would not read previous pages

No offense taken. You're new here and probably don't "get" my sense of humor just yet.

Sigh... I give up.

Cuckoo clock?

BBP - you are right - it is a cuckoo clock!

It's your turn now .

Good! I got one; ladies and gentlemen, start your guessing!

I give you a cup of coffee. You:

a) remark, “I hate the stuff!”
b) gulp it down because you loooove coffee
c) hold it steady for me so it doesn’t fall on the ground
d) look at me funny because you don’t know what coffee is, never had it and never will
e) do nothing because you are not living, never was living, and cannot drink coffee
f) do nothing because you are not living
g) other, please specify!

E comes closest. F too, and I imagine I could hold that cup steady too!

Gabriel tries to rest his elbows on you. He:

a) does so with consummate ease
b) does so with some difficulty
c) slips right off you and falls ignominiously to the ground - you're just too small!
d) can't even get a grip on you - you're too slippery!
e) tries and fails, then gives up and has a coffee instead
f) other - please specify!

He'll slip right off me and fall ignominouosly to the ground, since I'm most definitely not in a position to be handled in such a way. He gives up with a sarcastic remark, and probably has a cup of coffee to console himself afterwards.

Hmmm... are you the coffee machine in Gabe's bookshop? *crosses fingers*

Sorry, no.

Grace wants to move you, she:

a) can easily grab you, and move somewhere else
b) cannot reach you, as you are too high
c) cannot move you, as you are firmly attatched to the ground/floor
d) cannot move you, as you are firmly attatched to the celling
e) cannot move you, as you are firmly attatched to the wall
f) cannot move you, as you are too heavy
g) other - please specify

In the game, Grace doesn't get near me. If she would, she could easily move me.