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All right guys - what's some of the pick up lines you have heard or even used?

And ladies - what are some pick up lines you've heard or had used on you?

And this doesn't have to be serious! If you come up with a funny pick up line - post it here.

"Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them."

Two years and 16 days later...

One of my favorite pickup lines was told to me by my brother: "Put a shiny quarter in the palm of her hand and tell her, 'there's more where that came from!'"

As for myself, I never really used pickup lines. I always thought they were cheesy and that most women really disliked them. On the other hand, I've also heard that if you use self-deprecating humor or possibly flub the line, some women take more of an interest. Not really sure why.

DeadPoolX wrote: I've also heard that if you use self-deprecating humor or possibly flub the line, some women take more of an interest. Not really sure why.

Because that's "cute" when you mess up.
And perhaps the motherly like instinct kicks in on the woman.

Tawmis wrote:

DeadPoolX wrote: I've also heard that if you use self-deprecating humor or possibly flub the line, some women take more of an interest. Not really sure why.

Because that's "cute" when you mess up.
And perhaps the motherly like instinct kicks in on the woman.

Now I know why I'm married

Had all these used on me:

"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I thought you were a gay man."
(from man who's obviously been under the influence of multiple substances for some time:) "I'd sure like to bed you!"
"Have I seen you at the New Age fair?"

BBP wrote:Had all these used on me:

"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I thought you were a gay man."
(from man who's obviously been under the influence of multiple substances for some time:) "I'd sure like to bed you!"
"Have I seen you at the New Age fair?"

None of those would ever have worked on me

BBP wrote:"I'd sure like to bed you!"

Hey, at least he was honest about his approach, blunt and direct.

I always thought that pick-up lines were cheesy, which is why I never use them. But on the subject of cheesy pick-up lines - here are the lyrics to a song "Wanna B Ur Lovr" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic. It's a very silly song about very, very cheesy pick-up lines!

"Wanna B Ur Lovr"
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To describe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Those are sure fire winners!

Gonna try this one next time I go to a bar and see how it turns out:

Best. Line. Ever. wrote: My love for you is like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

WAY FTW!