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*walks onto stage*

I have written a poem about life. Would you like to hear it? Of course not. Nobody ever does. Nonetheless, I shall not keep you waiting.

A RETROSPECTIVE ON LIFE - A Poem by Marvin the Robot, in One Part

(ahem)




Life.



That's it.

Short and meaningless, wasn't it? I would suspect so.

*walks off the stage*

Bravo! Bravo! Mojo congratulates you for being pathetically beautiful!

Okay now my turn.

Twinkle twinkle little brats,
How I wonder where you're ats.
Robo weapons ready and aimed,
So I can DESTROY YOU POWERPUFFS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Hahahahahahahaha! Ha haahahaha! Ha ha! Ha!

Starkle starkle little twink
Who the hell are you I think
I'm not under the affluence of inklehol
Like some thinkle peeps I am
But I'll be all sundayed up by sober

Ode To An Egg

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Then I ate him because TWO eggs are needed for a sufficient Mojo breakfast! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

THE END

Rainbow
'Twixt Earth and sthky thou lyestht fair
Sthpreading colour and joy on gloomy days
though thy appearancthe isth wet and brief,
thou sthhinest stho sthraight into my heart.

*Gary wrote:Rainbow
'Twixt Earth and sthky thou lyestht fair
Sthpreading colour and joy on gloomy days
though thy appearancthe isth wet and brief,
thou sthhinest stho sthraight into my heart.

Hey Cutie!

*Applauds*

BORing!

Roger Wilco Must Be Found
He Will Not Escape The Sequel Police.
Put Him In The Ground.
And The Timeline Will Know Peace.

Doesn't a rhyming word count as a sequel to the word you're rhyming it with? There appears to be two sequels in your poem.

Information Error 101: SEQUEL TERMINATION...
ERROR 089: Eradicate "Found/Ground" Sequence..."
ERROR 419: Eradicate "Peace/Police Sequence..."
Action: Corrective.

Roger Wilco Must Be Found
He Will Not Escape The Sequel Police.
Put Him In The Dirt.
And The Timeline Will Know Order.

*MarvinTheRobot wrote:Doesn't a rhyming word count as a sequel to the word you're rhyming it with? There appears to be two sequels in your poem.

ZING!

Oh that's a good one, there, Marvin. Yes, yes.

*Sequel Police wrote:Information Error 101: SEQUEL TERMINATION...
ERROR 089: Eradicate "Found/Ground" Sequence..."
ERROR 419: Eradicate "Peace/Police Sequence..."
Action: Corrective.

Roger Wilco Must Be Found
He Will Not Escape The Sequel Police.
Put Him In The Dirt.
And The Timeline Will Know Order.

Good comeback!

Thank You, Bouncing Breasty Woman.

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