La Banana
(parody of "La Bamba" (trad.))
La-la-la-la banana!
You want to eat a banana? Well, good for you
It is very delicious,
Not to mention nutritious - and healthy too,
And-a useful for daiquiri!
It's-a useful for daiquiri, and ice-cream too
And ice-cream too, and ice-cream too
Now why not eat a straw-berry?
Better than Seinfeld Jerry -
It's small and red, and delicious and pleasant
You won't feel like some peasant with straw-berries,
They are scrumptious and lovely,
Ah, so scrumptious and lovely - and good to eat
And good to eat, and good to eat
La banana!
La banana!
La banana!
And have you had a good apple?
It's-a better than dapple, and good for you
And not very expensive
It's not very expensive, and bargain too
Hey, mango, mango!
[musical interlude]
Why not-a try watermelon?
The high street, it will sell on - just cut the peel
It's-a juicy and yummy
Why not fill up your tummy, for some dessert
Have-a more watermelon
It will not stop a felon, but good to eat
So good to eat, so good to eat!
La banana!
La banana!
La banana!
La banana!
Hey!
