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I've never been invited to a party before! Hello. I am Luna Lovegood. I hope the Nargles don't come uninvited. They infest mistletoe and take things that do not belong to them. That's why I wear these dirigible plums on my ears and a butterbeer cork around my neck.

*wanders around looking curiously at the paintings on the wall, wondering why the people inside them do not move*

Good evening everybody,
After hearing of your annual ball of fictional characters around the world, I decided to drop in. I fully intend to make it the backdrop of my upcoming book series, and I hope I can share the fruits of my labor with you. The title hasn't been set yet, we're doubting between "daylight", "nightlight", "LEDlight", and "The Miraculous Adventures Of Poofie, The Periwinkle Wonderdog". I have decided on the cover though: it can be found in my avatar.
Sincerely, Stephenie Meyer.

Om nom nom nom

*hops into the room and up onto the table, where he begins chowing down on any and all vegetables in sight*

Stephanie, how about Lightheaded: A Story With Too Many Adjectives.

Bunnicula, you cannot trick us with your vegetarianism because I've learned about you creatures from Hagrid's class, Care of Magical Creatures. You are usually found in the Dark Forest at night, sucking the blood of anyone who finds themselves lost. Busted!

Cookie Monster, you must be a creature from the world of the Muggles because I have never heard of you before. *pats Cookie Monster on head*

Hello dollinks. My name Natasha. Fearless leader sent me here to check on subversive activities. Looks around for moose and sqirrel.

RINGO: Look, lads. We've arrived at a party.
PAUL: Look, Stephanie Meyer just gave me a cookie. Also, she's blue now. Do you think the Meanies got to her?
GEORGE: You blockhead.
JOHN: It's a bit dead in here, don't you think? We ought to liven up it with a bit of a tune.
PAUL: Sound good to me! And a one, and a two...
RINGO: Uptown Giiiiiirl, she's been livin' in her uptown worrrlllddd....
JOHN: That's not one of our songs, Ringo.
RINGO: I still like it.
GEORGE: You're daft, the whole lot of you.

For en merkelig plass av folk du er.

*Hergard wrote:For en merkelig plass av folk du er.

Speak English dollink.

Min engelsk er ikke så bra, er jeg redd.

Hergard must have had the misfortune of getting the Tongue-Tying Curse cast upon him. Let me fix for you.

Mimblewimble!

There. You're all fixed.

Jeg snakker norsk hvis det er noen hjelp?
Kanskje dette vil hjelpe?

It is so quiet in here!
Come ON people! Bring out your dancing shoes and feast, the ball is halfway already!

*starts dancing the Luna Jig*
(click to animate)