Memorable Game Quotes
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:43 pm
We've all played lots of games and somewhere along the way, we must've read or heard something in at least one of them that that was funny, stupid, bewildering or just plain cool. You can use quotes from any game -- it doesn't have to be from Sierra or an Adventure Game -- and you can include statements from a narrator, as well.
I'll go first...
"Damn you, Captain! Damn you to hell!" -- Major Zach Colson, aka Jazz, Wing Commander II.
"Shake it, baby!" -- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D.
"Lab rats! Gandolas! Viva Las Vegas! Speed!" -- One of many audio taunts, Starsiege.
"You kiss your mother with that mouth!?" -- Practically any Sierra On-Line Adventure Game when typing in too many obscenities.
"That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it." -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?" -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"Remember that time when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and you were like 'no way!' and I was like 'this is where we pretend to murder you?' That was great". -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice." -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"I am ERROR." -- Some freaky old man, Legend of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.
"Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" -- Toad, Super Mario Bros.
Snake: This guy kind of gives me the creeps.
Colonel: That's Wario, Snake. Wario first appeared as Mario's rival, but he really made his name in the WarioWare games. Watch out for Wario's bite. It's not just damage you take from it.
Snake: What do you mean, Colonel?
Colonel: Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of it day and night. So try not to get caught in his mouth. Once that smell gets on you, it'll stick to you for quite a while.
Snake: That's... a scary thought.
Colonel: He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.
Snake: By farting...? Are you kidding me?!
Colonel: Sadly, no. I am not kidding. If his belly starts to bulge, watch out.
-- Snake and Colonel Campbell discussing Wario, Super Smash Bros Brawl.
"I'm on my way! I won't let Andross have his way with me." -- Fox McCloud, Starfox 64.
"I can't move!" -- Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye or the Vision, Captain America and the Avengers.
"Avoid dangerous objects!" -- Wise advice from the narrator, Gauntlet.
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" -- Mido, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
"Say... now that we've got the Star Map, do you think we can leave this planet soon? I've got sand every where!" -- Mission Vao, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." -- HK-47, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" -- HK-47, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
Bastila: "Fun? Fun!? You think driving me insane is fun!?"
Main Character: "Yes."
Bastila: "Men!"
-- Your character (if male) while speaking to Bastila, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"They make a fine sandwich, too." -- Jolee Bindo talking about the Sith, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"I don't collect art. And I also don't collect whatever THAT is." -- Ben, Full Throttle.
"For a brick, he flew pretty good!" -- Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2
And... practically anything and everything said in Katamari Damacy.
I'll go first...
"Damn you, Captain! Damn you to hell!" -- Major Zach Colson, aka Jazz, Wing Commander II.
"Shake it, baby!" -- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D.
"Lab rats! Gandolas! Viva Las Vegas! Speed!" -- One of many audio taunts, Starsiege.
"You kiss your mother with that mouth!?" -- Practically any Sierra On-Line Adventure Game when typing in too many obscenities.
"That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it." -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?" -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"Remember that time when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and you were like 'no way!' and I was like 'this is where we pretend to murder you?' That was great". -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice." -- GLaDOS, Portal.
"I am ERROR." -- Some freaky old man, Legend of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.
"Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" -- Toad, Super Mario Bros.
Snake: This guy kind of gives me the creeps.
Colonel: That's Wario, Snake. Wario first appeared as Mario's rival, but he really made his name in the WarioWare games. Watch out for Wario's bite. It's not just damage you take from it.
Snake: What do you mean, Colonel?
Colonel: Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of it day and night. So try not to get caught in his mouth. Once that smell gets on you, it'll stick to you for quite a while.
Snake: That's... a scary thought.
Colonel: He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.
Snake: By farting...? Are you kidding me?!
Colonel: Sadly, no. I am not kidding. If his belly starts to bulge, watch out.
-- Snake and Colonel Campbell discussing Wario, Super Smash Bros Brawl.
"I'm on my way! I won't let Andross have his way with me." -- Fox McCloud, Starfox 64.
"I can't move!" -- Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye or the Vision, Captain America and the Avengers.
"Avoid dangerous objects!" -- Wise advice from the narrator, Gauntlet.
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" -- Mido, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
"Say... now that we've got the Star Map, do you think we can leave this planet soon? I've got sand every where!" -- Mission Vao, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." -- HK-47, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" -- HK-47, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
Bastila: "Fun? Fun!? You think driving me insane is fun!?"
Main Character: "Yes."
Bastila: "Men!"
-- Your character (if male) while speaking to Bastila, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"They make a fine sandwich, too." -- Jolee Bindo talking about the Sith, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
"I don't collect art. And I also don't collect whatever THAT is." -- Ben, Full Throttle.
"For a brick, he flew pretty good!" -- Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2
And... practically anything and everything said in Katamari Damacy.