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We advance up the roster with our eight remaining competitors! There was a couple close calls in our last round and some very difficult choices. This round will not be different. The match-ups this week are:

1. Camelot's "Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot" vs. Torin's "Bagpipe Ending"
Our first musical battle! Does Torin's skill on the pipes have what it takes to defeat the fancy dance moves of the king's men? To the dance floor! Someone's about to get served!

2. KQ2's "Batmobile" vs. SQ1's "Don't Touch Button"
This looks tight. On one hand, we've got Roger crash-landing in other games. On the hand, we have Batman. I hate tough decisions.

3. KQ4's "Beam Me Up!" vs Larry's "Boobies!!!"
Rosella in space, or boobies? What about Rosella with boobies? "Not in front of the game players!" Ah, we had so much fun with parsers back then.

4. SQ4's "Return to Ortega" vs. KQ4's "Rappin' Rosella"
Rosella's back twice this round and this time, she's bringing the moves. But Roger's bringing the heat. It's the rap battle nobody asked for as Rappin' Rosella goes head-to-head against Meltin' Roger!

As usual, post your votes below! At the end of the week, we will continue!

Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot
Batmobile
Beam Me Up
Rappin' Rosella

1. "Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot" (Conquest of Camelot)
2. "Don't Touch Button" (SQ1)
3. "Beam Me Up!" (KQ4)
4. "Return to Ortega" (SQ4)

By the way, I have never seen Ham & Jam & Spam a Lot. Is it on Youtube? *curious*

Oooh... difficult call on the first one...
1 Camelot
2 Batmobile
3 Boobies
4 Rosella

1. Camelot's "Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot"
2. KQ2's "Batmobile"
3. KQ4's "Beam Me Up!"
4. SQ4's "Return to Ortega"

(NO GK... Sigh...)

1. Torin's "Bagpipe Ending"
2. KQ2's "Batmobile"
3. KQ4's "Beam Me Up!"
4. KQ4's "Rappin' Rosella"

The first one is indeed a difficult choice, seeing as I've never seen either before and I can't decide between a game I know and love, or one that I haven't played ever, but which seems funny.

1. Camelot's "Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot"
2. KQ2's "Batmobile"
3. KQ4's "Beam Me Up!"
4. SQ4's "Return to Ortega"

Andrea, I'm sighing with you.

1. Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot
2. Don't touch button
3. Boobies
4. Rappin Rosella

1.) Torin's Passage "Bagpipe Ending"
2.) SQ1 Don't Touch Button
3.) KQ4 "Beam Me Up!"
4.) SQ4 Ortega

1. Torin's bagpipes
2. Batmobile
3. Beam me up
4. Return to Ortega

Okay, these are all very difficult choices. Actually, all of them except no.3 are a sort of 'randomness vs. reference' battle.

1:Camelot's "Ham and Jam and Spam a Lot" Here, the reference is just so perfect.
2:KQ2's "Batmobile" And for me, the randomness wins out here. It's just completely unexpected and irrelevant.
3:KQ4's "Beam Me Up!" This is just a great example of a really obscure, but rewarding easter egg.
4:SQ4's "Return to Ortega" Fits the game perfectly. (If only they included SQ2 as well!)

I'm baffled at how few people like boobies...



... or I need therapy

I thought all you guys would vote for boobies.

I'm shocked as well. Either this forum is more gentlemanly than we thought, or people REALLY like Star Trek.

P.S. Saving my votes for last, but... 3. BOOBIES!