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... at least, in terms of games someone might make.

Why do I say that? Well, here's a simulation game entitled Toilet Tycoon.

So someone, somewhere, said to themselves: "You know... there seems to be a distinct lack of toilet simulators out on the market today. I'd better make one!"

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Collector wrote:It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

/drum crash

OK... now crude toilet humour aside, I have to say that one of the cookies on that page made me laugh.

Why? Because the cookie was called ajax.google.com. This made me laugh because I know a little bit of history! You see, the very first flushing toilet in England was constructed by Queen Elizabeth I's brother-in-law, who wrote a book called "The Metamorphosis of Ajax". (Ajax here is a pun on the Elizabethan slang "jakes", meaning "toilet". Oh, how he must have chuckled and slapped his thigh when he thought of that one). The book was full of racy and lewd riddles and poems, which were enough to get this brother-in-law exiled.

So... an Ajax cookie in a site devoted to toilets...

The mind boggles...