Top 10 list: "Top 10 Things Rakeesh would never say or do"
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:38 pm
Top 10 Things Rakeesh would never say or do
10. "A little backstabbin' never hurt anyone."
9. "You're a hero? You look like a pansy!"
8. "A Paladin always seeks the True Way... and a little Tang."
7. "You want me to swear by my honour? Pfft... whatever."
6. "You wanna come over on the weekend? Kreesha and I are having the Demon Wizard over, and we need a fourth for bridge."
5. (to anyone) Rakeesh holds up his thumb and forefinger across his forehead and mouths "Loser"
4. "Hey, d'ja just beat a monster? Good for you. I just did the Monster Mash, myself."
3. Whenever Rajah appears, Rakeesh twirls his finger around his ear
2. (while the hero talks to him about General Claudius): "I see no real solution but battle, my friend. Show... uh..." (squints into the distance, as if reading off a cue card) "...er, mercy? Yeah, show mercy when you can, and who wrote this drivel?"
1. "Sure I'll help you."
And the bonus...
0. "Honour, schmonour..."
10. "A little backstabbin' never hurt anyone."
9. "You're a hero? You look like a pansy!"
8. "A Paladin always seeks the True Way... and a little Tang."
7. "You want me to swear by my honour? Pfft... whatever."
6. "You wanna come over on the weekend? Kreesha and I are having the Demon Wizard over, and we need a fourth for bridge."
5. (to anyone) Rakeesh holds up his thumb and forefinger across his forehead and mouths "Loser"
4. "Hey, d'ja just beat a monster? Good for you. I just did the Monster Mash, myself."
3. Whenever Rajah appears, Rakeesh twirls his finger around his ear
2. (while the hero talks to him about General Claudius): "I see no real solution but battle, my friend. Show... uh..." (squints into the distance, as if reading off a cue card) "...er, mercy? Yeah, show mercy when you can, and who wrote this drivel?"
1. "Sure I'll help you."
And the bonus...
0. "Honour, schmonour..."