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Heroine's Quest Parody: Rogue
(parody of "Vogue" by Madonna)

Pick a lock
Pick a lock
Rogue, rogue, rogue
Rogue, rogue, rogue

There's a gal sneaking all around the forest
She's been there since July (been there since July)
Just watch out, or it's you who will be sorest
She'll cosh you - my oh my

Now everyone in town is saying she's a thief
But nobody's caught her stealing yet
And when she moves away, they're sighing with relief
Now they're locking up their house, I'll bet

'Cause she's a--

Chorus:
Rogue, rogue! (Rogue)
She got to break in houses, steal their possessions
Hey, hey, hey
Rogue, rogue! (Rogue)
Break a lockpick, pickpocket too!
You know she can do it

Everyone quakes in fear in Fornsigtuna -
She's gonna steal your heart! (Gonna steal your heart)
If you don't look, then she will steal it sooner -
You know she's very smart!

Well, people in Munarvagir are watching out -
Even Svartalfheim is now on guard;
So don't you go around there calling her a lout,
Or she'll nick your stuff - it's not too hard

Yeah, she's a--

Chorus:
Rogue, rogue! (Rogue)
She got to break in houses, steal their possessions
Hey, hey, hey
Rogue, rogue! (Rogue)
Break a lockpick, pickpocket too!
You know she can do it

Coins are where you find 'em
As long as you will mind 'em
Picks and stealth will be her friends
It's an adventure that never ends
Hide from guards, Kraka's free
Outwit Egther for a fee

Chorus:
Rogue, rogue! (Rogue)
Coins are where you find 'em (steal their possessions)
Rogue, rogue! (Rogue)
Coins are where you find 'em (pickpocket too!)

Midgard, Surtr, Jarnvidr -
It is cold, but have no fear!
Snorri's sexist? Don't say boo -
Save the land and he'll praise you

Aurvandel goes on and on
Volund smiths, but Heime's gone
Hervor's going mad with grief -
But the heroine's a thief!

Liff's in love with Lithrasir
(who owns inn and sells you beer)
Forest trolls, Bergrisi too;
Look, there's Brauggi - we love you!

Eitri sells from other worlds,
Sigurd fights with great big swords!
There's Thrivaldi, tough but stupid
Ratatosk is not like Cupid!

Rogue, rogue, rogue, rogue, rogue

Oooh, she's got to
Break in houses, steal their possessions
Oooh, she've got to just
Break a lockpick, pickpocket too
Oooh, she's got to...
Rogue

Very well done! I haven't tried the the sneaky path, yet.

The sneaky path is lots of fun. Come to think of that, they're all very fun - but the thief one is more challenging, because there are lots of puzzles and a good chance of being caught, unless you're very sneaky.