[2018 - Locked] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

[*The Butler]

This game works fairly simple.

One person must answer (truthfully, as themselves, not the character they're playing) - what the "If I were..." or "If I had to..." situation is.

So for example, if the first poster put, "If I were ... on stage I would...?"

The next person replies, answering as themselves, what they would do on stage? They could take it anyway they wanted... if it was a play, concert, or explain how they have stage fright.

After answering they would change it to whatever they wanted (for example, they might say, "If I was a dog, I would...")

So I shall begin the first one (and let others in costume get the ball rolling)...

"If I had to skydive, I would..."

[*Col_Mustard]

...not do it. I dislike behaviour that would risk my life.

If I had to drive somewhere and wasn't familiar with the way there or the area, I would...

[*Russian Bot]

...use my GPS. I have a terrible sense of direction and dread getting lost.

If I had to plan a party for someone, I would...





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[*Col_Mustard]

...hire a party planner.

If I met a clown, I would...

[*Whoopee Cushion]

...check to make sure he hadn't emerged from the sewer!

If I made an embarrassing gaffe during a public speech, I would...

[*Sasquatch]

...pretend it didn't happen and shine on like the rockstar that I am!

If I had to wrestle a 100lb porcupine, I would...

[*The Butler]

... get protection first!

If I had to write the next post, I would...

[*Col_Mustard]

...think very hard about what I would say.

If I had to run for POTUS, I would...

[*Russian Bot]

...make sure all of my skeletons stay in their closets.

If I had to run a marathon, I would...

[*Col_Mustard]

...not do it. I dislike behaviour that would risk my life.

If I had to escape from a Dalek, I would...

[*Windows95]

...invoke a solar flare to short circuit all the mircoprocessors.

If I had to go to prison, I would...

[*Buttercup]

...make friends with the chef as soon as possible.

If I could change my national anthem to any song I like (and everyone would have to sing it at every sports event), it would be...

[*Col_Mustard]

... "Sports Song" by Weird Al.

If I had to make an appointment to meet with a deity and could ask Him/Her/It questions (before I died, naturally), I would ...

[*Whoopee Cushion]

...skip the meaning of life questions and get straight to winning lottery numbers!

If I could sing a duet with any singer, it would be...

[*The Butler]

... Jon Oliva, of Savatage. It's actually a dream of mine.

If I had to jump out of an airplane, I would....