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Now you've gone and upset the cook is an easy game...

Essentially you post a type of food, and then the next person replies about how that food was ruined (by something that is local to them, or somehow related to their real persona)...

So for example if someone posted:

Soup.

I would say: My soup was ruined by sand.

(Because I live in San Diego, and there's a beach close by).

And then I would offer the next food item.

So I will start this:

Ice cream.


These will give clues to the MASQ's location (although I recommend being obscure, but you must be truthful), as to not immediately give it away.

My ice cream was ruined by too much heat.

Salad

My ice cream was eaten by lizards.

Chicken Kiev.

The Chicken Kiev appeared to be partially raw. This unit may have died from salmonella poisoning.

Hummus.

My hummus went bad after spending too much time in the sun.

Beef jerky

My beef jerky got wet in the rain.

Bagels

My bagel was charred because it was baked for too long.

Apple cake.

My apple cake was defiled by possums.

Stuffed Cabbage.

The poor stuffed cabbage was trampled on by a herd of elk!

Apple Pie!

My apple pie was ruined when someone fired it out of a cannon at 9 'o clock.

*Buttercup wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:53 pm My apple pie was ruined when someone fired it out of a cannon at 9 'o clock.

You need to cite the next food.

I will do it to keep the game rolling...

Taco...

My taco was knocked out of my hands by a rude child, who then stepped on it and taunted: "HA-ha!"

Watermelon

My watermelon was carried off by ants, chunk by chunk.

Miso Soup.

My miso soup spilled in the bag on the train ride home and it got all over my poke bowl.

Steamed Hams.