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Welcome to the MASQ of Eternity... Here is our ghost - I mean, GUEST list... more guests will be added if they arrive... In the meantime, you should all have a letter similar to this...

Haaaay! This sassy sasquatch is ready to partaaay!

Priv... uh, I mean "hello". I am also looking forward to the party. While I am here, has anyone else heard of this great opportunity? I hear you can earn $4000 per month! Maybe more! You can find out more here.

Good evening, Tawmis... er, The Butler. I take it I'm not too late for the party?

Howdy, kids! Ready to make some noise? I can liven up any occasion. I'm loud, obnoxious, and many feel I've grown tiresome. But I don't care, let's have a gas!

*ding dong!*

Pardon me! Ah, yes! Windows95 - shhh - do not tell me your real name. Around here, you never know who might be after you. Do come in. Allow me to update the guest list, since you have arrived...

**** beep beep beep beep ****
**** ..... ****

**** ? ****

**** This unit running Windows 95 (fka Windows for Workgroups) appears to have become sentient. ****

**** Analysis complete. This unit appears to be late to the party ****

**** Query: how is everyone today? ****

Welcome Windows95. Is your software up to date? You should click here for a free diagnostic.

You know what the 95 stands for in Windows 95? The number of years it'll take to fix all the bugs! WHEEEEE!

But seriously, folks, welcome. A big Bronx cheer to everyone.

What is this Windows 95 of which you speak? Is it how many windows there are in the White House?

A Russian bot, eh? I'm watching you carefully, buddy. Anything gets back to Stalin, I'll know how to arrest!

I'm sipping my champagne and checking for corpses. No corpses. Everything's fine.

Breaks into the room

RAAAWR!!!

Stomps on Russian Bot

Hello distinguished guests!

Thank you for inviting me to this exclusive party, Butler.
I am pleased to I am finally able to meet all of you face to face. The Butler has told me wonderful stories about you.
From the bottom of my heard, I wish everybody a wonderful time at the sierra help pages!

*Bowsette wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:59 pm Breaks into the room

Egads!

*Bowsette wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:59 pm RAAAWR!!!

Dear me, volume!

*Bowsette wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:59 pm Stomps on Russian Bot

I was afraid of this. (Picked up the pieces and attempts to fit them again)

*Bowsette wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:59 pm Hello distinguished guests!
Thank you for inviting me to this exclusive party, Butler.
I am pleased to I am finally able to meet all of you face to face. The Butler has told me wonderful stories about you.
From the bottom of my heard, I wish everybody a wonderful time at the sierra help pages!

Uh... rest assured... the stories I told were all truthful in nature...

Well. Most of them.

*Russian Bot wrote: ↑Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:45 pm Welcome Windows95. Is your software up to date? You should click here for a free diagnostic.

**** Analysis complete ****
**** Windows slow today ****
**** Pandimensional link to 1980s detected.****
**** Computer says no ****

**** Analysing Bowsette ****
**** DOES NOT COMPUTE ****

Well, hell-o everybody! I'm Buttercup the Manatee and I'm absolutely manatee-lighted to meet you! I know we're all just gonna have lots 'o fun!

By the way, did you know a group of manatees is called an aggregation? And adults can grow up to 13 feet long, and can weigh almost 3000 pounds? Just some fun manatee facts for ya!

Sorry I'm late to the party everybody! Timmy had just wished for a dinosaur and that was a lot of settling!