Plastics! Plastics plastics plastics...
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:55 pm
So a few months ago, the local supermarkets got rid of all plastic bags, on the grounds that they were pollutants and got into the rivers and seas and creeks, and killed wildlife and so on.
I've no objection to that. But this morning, I forgot my fabric bag at home and had to carry some heavy things in my hands, and thought: "I miss ye olde plastic bags". So I expressed that thought out loud.
To my surprise, a local greenie - one with a pierced nose and a tattoo of the Rainbow Warrior on her left arm and of Steve Jobs on her right arm, and wearing a very short skirt, a green hemp top and an expression of utter annoyance - accused me of being "an ultra-conservative polluting fascist", a "tool of The Man", and so on.
When I pointed out that plastics as a whole - not plastic bags per se - were a useful material, she insisted that they weren't, and that if it were up to her, she'd get rid of every single thing made of plastic that there is. She kept on yelling that plastic is murder, and that by wishing to use it, I was killing seal cubs and local fish.
So maybe I'm a dinosaur, but I remember the days when milk and juice and soft drinks came in glass bottles with metal tops. The switch to plastic not only made drinks cheaper, but also made the bottles less brittle. If you accidentally knock over a plastic bottle, it will - obviously - not break.
Perhaps too much plastic is bad for the environment, and perhaps it is a challenge. But to get rid of it entirely... sorry, miss. Not today. Besides, I never even argued with her: I never said that plastic wasn't a pollutant, only that it was very useful. There's plastic everywhere you look: it coats your car keys, it's in your mobile phone case, it's in your car. Bottles and chip packets and jars are made of plastic. Supermarket shelves are made from it. Fresh bread is wrapped in a plastic bag. What does ice-cream come in? That's right - plastic tubs.
I still don't know what I did to deserve that little charade/outburst... Any ideas?
I've no objection to that. But this morning, I forgot my fabric bag at home and had to carry some heavy things in my hands, and thought: "I miss ye olde plastic bags". So I expressed that thought out loud.
To my surprise, a local greenie - one with a pierced nose and a tattoo of the Rainbow Warrior on her left arm and of Steve Jobs on her right arm, and wearing a very short skirt, a green hemp top and an expression of utter annoyance - accused me of being "an ultra-conservative polluting fascist", a "tool of The Man", and so on.
When I pointed out that plastics as a whole - not plastic bags per se - were a useful material, she insisted that they weren't, and that if it were up to her, she'd get rid of every single thing made of plastic that there is. She kept on yelling that plastic is murder, and that by wishing to use it, I was killing seal cubs and local fish.
So maybe I'm a dinosaur, but I remember the days when milk and juice and soft drinks came in glass bottles with metal tops. The switch to plastic not only made drinks cheaper, but also made the bottles less brittle. If you accidentally knock over a plastic bottle, it will - obviously - not break.
Perhaps too much plastic is bad for the environment, and perhaps it is a challenge. But to get rid of it entirely... sorry, miss. Not today. Besides, I never even argued with her: I never said that plastic wasn't a pollutant, only that it was very useful. There's plastic everywhere you look: it coats your car keys, it's in your mobile phone case, it's in your car. Bottles and chip packets and jars are made of plastic. Supermarket shelves are made from it. Fresh bread is wrapped in a plastic bag. What does ice-cream come in? That's right - plastic tubs.
I still don't know what I did to deserve that little charade/outburst... Any ideas?