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I posted this on the SHP FB page - and shared it to several Sierra related FB Pages - and suddenly had an influx of like 10 people requesting to join the SHP FB page.

I wish the forums could be as active as the Facebook groups!

FINISH HIM!

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Larry: Hey, baby. What's your sign?
(opponent falls down dead from the sheer corniness and un-originality of the line)
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Meep: We are happy meeps, living in happy holes. Don't worry, be meepy!
(opponent tries to punch the meeps, but they are jump back in their holes; opponent falls down dead from exhausting himself)
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Sonny Bonds: You're under a-wrist! *snaps steel handcuffs on opponent's wrists*
(opponent groans so much at this line that he falls down dead)
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I'm sure there must be others too, but why should I have all the fun? Go for it, everyone.

Some of the ones I came up with for "Finishing Moves"

Laura Bow - "A Thousand Cuts" - She breaks out the Dagger of Amon Ra and slices you to pieces!
Larry Laffer - "Come On, I Lean" (Parody of a song - but very dirty for Larry's move)
Meep - "Quest for Gory" - Meep claws the person and blood splashes
Freddy - "How The Best Was Won" - shoots the person then medicates them
Rosella - "Kiss The Frog" - her kiss turns them into a frog
King Graham - "Royal Pain" - throws his crown like a weapon
Sonny Bonds - "Bond Age" - cuffs and whips them
Roger Wilco - "I See Uranus" - sends a drone up... the back end

I love this so much.

The only finisher I can think of at the moment is a one-liner for Laura.

"I rip out your heart and put it in my purse."

Datadog wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 11:36 pm I love this so much.

The only finisher I can think of at the moment is a one-liner for Laura.

"I rip out your heart and put it in my purse."

"While this is an interesting approach, it serves a fatal purpose."

Every fatality dealt to Roger Wilco should be doubly gory than for anyone else.

MusicallyInspired wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 9:16 am Every fatality dealt to Roger Wilco should be doubly gory than for anyone else.

Or he messes up and does a fatality on himself, considering how easy it was to die in Space Quest. Just ask BBP.

Lol yeah or his special moves are really powerful but there's a 50/50 chance he'll just Fatality himself.

MusicallyInspired wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 6:06 pm Lol yeah or his special moves are really powerful but there's a 50/50 chance he'll just Fatality himself.

Do the move where you throw an item at someone - but instead, Roger slits his wrists when he does it.

I imagine Roger's the only one who could die on the character select screen.

Every time Rosella delivers a death blow, she's grossed out by the blood and says "eeeuuu" and "blech" a lot.

Hold on, hold on ... what about the Two Guys from Andromeda? Aren't they part of this?

And just to show Roger some love...

FINISH HIM!
Roger grabs a mop and beats his opponent's brains out with it. (Also known as "Simple, But Effective")

Some others...

Larry - "Come on Larry, Light My Fire". Larry whips off his mask to reveal that he is actually Scorpion. Cue the Scorpion fatality scene from MK1

Sonny Bonds - "Sonny and Sherbet". Sonny whips out an ice-cream for his opponent, who - upon taking a bite - gets brain freeze that spreads to his/her entire body. Sonny then pushes over the frozen opponent, who shatters.

Freddy Pharkas - "How The West Was Well Done". Freddy grabs his unlucky opponent and barbecues him 'til well-done. (Ouch).

King Graham - "Feather of Leather". With a pinch of magic, Graham turns the feather in his hat into an Indiana Jones-style whip! He then uses the feather to whip his opponent into submission.

Meep - "Quest for Story". The meep sits his opponent down and tells him a Grampa Simpson-style story that doesn't go anywhere until the opponent dies of boredom.

Rosella - "A Whale of a Time". Rosella's opponent is swallowed by the whale from KQ4 ... and doesn't even have a feather.