Oh I'm so catchy...
>USE PIPE ON CANDLESTICK
You fiddle and push and groan, but finally the lead piping slides into the candlestick.
It sure was a tight fit!
(LARRY THINKS)I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard that!
You'd still be broke!
>LOOK CANDLESTICK
Your persistent pushing got you an extra long candlestick.
>PUT CANDLE IN CANDLESTICK
You can't put the candle in the candlestick while the lead pipe is in there.
>PUT CANDLE IN LEAD PIPE
You can't do that while the lead pipe is in the candlestick.
>REMOVE LEAD PIPE FROM CANDLESTICK
You can't. It's wedged in there firm and tightly.
(LARRY THINKS) I wish I had a dollar every time I heard that!
>PUT CANDLE IN EXTRA LONG CANDLESTICK
You shove the candle into the lead piping end of your makeshift giant candlestick. The candle is too small for the hole (I wish I had a dollar every time you heard that) and slides all the way to the bottom. The candle is now just out of your reach, stuck in the deep end of the lead pipe.
>HOLD LEAD PIPE UPSIDE-DOWN
I don't understand the word upside-down.
>SHAKE LEAD PIPE
The whole idea of the game was to stop doing that, Larry!
>TAKE CANDLE
You try and try but your fingers are too big for that little hole, a feeling totally unfamiliar to you.
>SUCK ON LEAD PIPE
Gary: Ooh! I have another pipe for you to try, my little man-handler!
>SUCK OUT CANDLE
In an attempt to get the candle out of its position, you wrap your lips around the pipe and suck all the air out of your makeshift stick. The candle doesn't give. You try again, again, and suck harder and harder...
Doesn't that just suck?
After your intimate moment with the lead pipe, you start feeling stomach cramps. Not much later you are rushed to the hospital with lead poisoning. Game over, Larry!
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