So ... here's one I wrote earlier.
It's about a person who has a weird delusion that he's Sylvester Stallone, and wonders why Hollywood won't give him a call...
Hope you enjoy.
"I Think I'm Stallone Now"
(Parody of "I Think We're Alone Now", Tiffany, 1987
and Tommy James & The Shondells, 1967;
also
"I Think I'm a Clone Now", "Weird Al")
Isn't it strange
I just have to look in the mirror
What would people say
If they ever realise that I do
Search-and-rescue missions every night
Can't be super-hero in daylight
But when the night falls I get to be
A super-hero and a Batman and a Superman all rolled up into one
CHORUS:
I think I'm Stallone now
I don't go anywhere if I'm not well-armed
I think I'm Stallone now
By golly, you'd think Hollywood would be charmed
How can this be?
No one wants to return my calls now
What do people see
in other actors that I don't have?
My conviction rings in every word
I would fight with guns and even swords
I can fly choppers and stealth planes too
I deal with hostage situations every minute of the day
And so I say
CHORUS:
I think I'm Stallone now (Stallone now)
I build cars out of scrap everywhere I find
I think I'm Stallone now (Stallone now)
If Hollywood won't take me, they must be blind
I applied to be on Donahue!
Should I try a spot on Oprah too?
Is it a fantasy? I don't care
I can pursue my crazy dream until some nice policeman puts me away
CHORUS:
I think I'm Stallone now (Stallone now)
I do not understand how Van Damme got picked
I think I'm Stallone now (Stallone now)
His acting was atrocious in every flick
I think I'm Stallone now (Stallone now)
I had a shoot-out last week, no one was harmed
I think I'm Stallone now (Stallone now)
By golly, you'd think Hollywood would be charmed
I think I'm Stallone now...
[Fade]