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... be it silly or serious, go on and spin your words and wisdom here.

Does not need to reflect anything about the person behind the MASQ, but that would make it a little funner.

Even if it were a line or two.

This is the haiku
That makes no sense; or, rather,
Refrigerator.

I've never been good at rhymes
My poems deserve disavowin'
But I think I'll do better this time
Because my name is Samhain!

In Irish, "mh" can be pronounced either as a "v" or a "w". Samhain is actually pronounced Sow-win.

There once was a man who liked beer.
All amber and frothy and clear.
He said "This is cool"
Then fell off his stool
And spilled all the rest in his ear.

Unable to rhyme
This haiku will have to do
I have writer's block

Ha! You are all doomed
My Death Star will kill you all
Bwa ha ha ha ha

There one was a man named Stu
He didn't know what to do
"I just can't make a rhyme.
I'm wasting too much time!
I guess I'll write a haiku."

There once was a high-vaulting cat
Who jumped over the fence, just like that!
'Cos on the other side
was awaiting his bride,
'twas a large female cat
(wasn't blind as a bat)
they went out for to dine
on ye olde fishing line
and they ate fishes nine,
they did not pay a fine
though they did breach the law
of the lockdown!

Sierra forum
Get help with hints and support
Codename Iceman sucked!

I'd tsk at your lack
of politeness, but alas
you are quite correct.

There once was a man named Harry
Who failed to woo a woman named Mary
Harry wasn't the smartest
He took advice from a pick up artist
By the name of Leisure Suit Larry

In the cruel heat of summer,
the electrician fixed the fan;
there was much rejoicing

I am a red herring
The clues are glaring
How are you fairing?
This is no haiku
Because that's not what I do
OK, now I am through.

Sonny Bonds noted:
Irish man killed by trinkets
"Knick-knack Paddy whack"

Shiny summertime
A little, bloody girl runs
because of the boy