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In this game, I'll start a story and every post will be a line continuing that story. Let's limit each line to 20 words or less. Here we go:

It was a dark and stormy night, when....

... the house was struck by lightning. Then a car pulled up.

out stepped a man. who seemed interested. but then wasn't sure.

The man approached the house and knocked on the door.

A light in the living room turned on.

A voice said: "Is that you, Thor? No more lightning bolts, please."

"No, sir. I am a door to door insurance salesman."

"Again? That seems misleading!"

"All right, sir, you got me. I really am Thor."

"Well, come on in. And let's talk about this lightning storm."

"i guess," he said.

"Look, I understand that you are the God of Thunder, but this storm is frightening my dog."

Thor grumbled. "Can I borrow your dog? He could pull my sleigh. Tanngrisnir is sick today."

the man looked aghast, "no, you can not have my dog. he is everything to me. perhaps my neighbor's cat? that thing is vile."

Thor said, "No, only a dog will do. Have you ever tried to get a get to do... anything?"