[2022] Is There Enough Room?

[* Samhain]

I go to the Billiard Room. Such a foolish game. I'll never understand the need for mortals to invent such trivialities.

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Since my attempt at socialising was rebuffed, I go to the Hall to pick up my hat and coat.

[* Samhain]

I enter the Hall and encounter a pathetic mortal who appears to be some sort of pasta dish.

[* Colonel Bechamel]

After informing Samhain that I am not a pasta dish, I go to the Library to find a book about bechamel sauce, to show Samhain what it is.

[* Red Herring]

What's the difference between a long hall and a room Hall anyway?

[* Samhain]

I visit the Dining Room, but I have no need for mortal food. Their fear and suffering sustain me.

[* Error404]

This place is too old - there's no internet. I can't be found here.

[* Chuckie Brown]

I go to the study to read about killers.

[* Colonel Bechamel]

I pull out a hinged book in the Library and slip into the Secret Passage. Who knows where I'll end up.

[* Cup Half Full]

it is late and i am hungry so the kitchen sounds good, i guess

[* Samhain]

There is a globe in the study. I ponder it as I envision the world covered in darkness.

[* Red Herring]

The conservatory has plants and water.
I'll go there.

[* Samhain]

I go the the conservatory and see a fish. At first I think it is important, but then realize it is not.

[* Colonel Bechamel]

The Secret Passage leads me also to the Conservatory. I see a scary bogyman, but then I realise that his head could also be used to create lasagna.

[* Samhain]

I go to the kitchen. Someone has been carving a jack o' lantern. I am trying to decide if I should be flattered or offended.