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It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, bejabbers!

Me polly's escapin' for the fjords! Let me grab onto this handy rope an' swing after him, with a yo-ho-ho and perhaps e'en a bottle o' rum intae the bargain!

Happy TLAPD, everyone

Hah! Awesome. I was going to post about that yesterday, but life was entirely too hectic!

Hope everyone's sails were full, the wind ever blowing, and the seas ever calm.

Why did the pirate cross the road? To get to the second hand store.

A dermatologist examined a pirate. The doctor said, "Don’t worry, those spots are benign." The pirate replied, “No, Doc. I counted them. There be eleven!”

What do you call a pirate with two hands and two legs? Rookie.

What did the pirate get on his report card? 7 C’s.

Favorite restaurant: Aaaar-by's.

Least favorite vegetable: leeks.

Most feared medical condition: aaaar-thritis.

Favorite subject: aaaar-t.

How to save a dying pirate: CPRrrrrrrr.

Favorite exercise: planking.

Favorite seafood: swordfish.

Favorite Halloween costume: a pumpkin patch.

Just in time for TLAPD (actually, um ... a few days late, but never mind), I finally bought and finished Return to Monkey Island!

It's a fun game. (It's on sale at Steam and GOG, too - check it out. Also, check out my review, above). </lame plug>