[2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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[2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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An easy game... You post a type of food... someone replies with how it's ruined (real or outlandishly)... and then they post another food... someone else replies how it's ruined, and so on and so on.
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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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I guess I will start:

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Da pöppin' cørn!
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn!
Børk! Børk! Børk!
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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My, um, pöppin' cørn was ruined because the cørn pöpper's instructions were in Swedish.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Mein poompkin pie was ruined because der chöcolate møøse eaten it! Naughty møøse, floompty flooping.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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i do not know what gherkin is so i leave it alone and it spoils

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My apples were ruined by being red delicious. I can't stand them.

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*Pokey wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2023 3:15 pm i do not know what gherkin is so i leave it alone and it spoils
Flerty floomping! You do not knowen what gherkin is? Vert der gurk?
*Turbo Encabulator wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2023 7:48 pm Clam chowder
Meien clammen chow-chow der fallen on der flooren, and eaten by mousen. Yep shoopin flerpty dur!

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My "applen sigh-der" was ruined because there was a worm in one of the apples!

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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they forgot the ice

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Agh, der chippies run away! We moost chase after der chippies!

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My chöcolate møøse was made with real møøse.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Mein løbster rolled away.

Boom-boom pøppin' cørn
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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My pet lobster ran off with my pop corn.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My lemon curd was made with those fake, plastic lemons.

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