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Describe how you might use these, one per post, and no repeats until all weapons have been mentioned!

If someone mentions the candlestick, before someone else can mention the candlestick, all weapons must have been mentioned first.

I've updated the rule and struck out the all of them need to be used - gets too messy trying to keep track of what's been used. And I do hate dealing with a mess.

Ha! I use the knife to slaughter a puny Byzantine who oppresses my people!

I drill some holes in the lead pipe and make a really, really bad flute.

I do not know what a candlestick is! So I use it to bash in the head of the Byzantine Emperor who also oppresses my people!

I try to use the rope to rope-a-dope, but then I look up what that actually means.

I use the rope to tie up the Mongol Emperor and use him for arrow target practice! Hurrah!

I take the revolver, but instead of shooting it, I disassemble it and use the pieces to build a makeshift time machine. Who knew the revolver was the secret to time travel all along?

In the dim light of a moonlit glade, Firiona Vie unsheathes a polished candlestick, its surface glinting with a soft sheen. With a fierce determination in her eyes, she assesses her surroundings, sensing danger lurking in the shadows.

“Ah, the candlestick—a seemingly humble object, yet in the right hands, it becomes a weapon of unexpected strength. It was not merely a tool for illumination, but a symbol of clarity and truth. Should treachery arise, I shall wield it not just for battle but to unveil the darkness that cloaks the intentions of those around me. In this moment, it is both a shield against deceit and a means to strike down those who would threaten our peace.”

With a swift motion, she grips the candlestick firmly, ready to defend her allies and uncover the secrets hidden in the night.

I pick up the lead pipe and bring it down on the skull of a lousy Mongol before he can shoot an arrow into my chest! Hurrah, I'm still alive!

I use the wrench to fix the Internet. It's just made out of pipes, right?

I take the rope, but instead of tying anything up, I fashion it into a slingshot big enough to hurl small objects through time. The perfect tool for sending a rock or a message to the past... or the future. It's all about precision, right?

I use the rope to rescue allies from precarious situations, throwing it down to them or lowering myself to pull them up.

I can always use a bit of rope to skip with lonely children...

I'm still having problems with the internet. Maybe I could use the lead pipe to replace one of the pipes.

I'd use the dagger to dismantle the revolver.