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An easy game... You post a type of food... someone replies with how it's ruined (real or outlandishly)... and then they post another food... someone else replies how it's ruined, and so on and so on.

Starting with - Tuna Sammich.

I do not know what a sammich is! It was ruined by my complete indifference!!!

A big, juicy, green cabbage! King of vegetables!

My cabbage was infested with cabbage loopers! Gross!

Mac 'n cheese.

A gentleman named mac took my cheese.

Toad-in-the-hole

My toad-in-the-hole had an actual toad in it!

Crêpes Suzette

Crêpes Suzette is French! I asked for Bulgarian food!

A big, juicy ham.

*As she sits by the fire, Firiona Vie reflects on her distaste for ham, her expression thoughtful.*

“Ah, ham. A seemingly innocuous dish, yet it reminds me of a darker time. In my travels, I once encountered a clan of orcs who reveled in feasting on the spoils of their raids. They would often boast of their conquests while gorging themselves on ham—a product of their plundering. The smell, once tempting, became a reminder of their brutality and the suffering they inflicted upon innocent lives.

Now, even the faintest aroma of ham brings back those memories, clouding my heart with the echoes of loss and violence. I prefer to honor the lands I protect by choosing foods that reflect the beauty and harmony of nature, celebrating life rather than the remnants of war.”

*With a gentle smile, she adds,* “And besides, there are far more delightful dishes to enjoy.”

Cheeseburger

Ah, the cheeseburger. My attempt at grilling it was a disaster—just as I was about to flip it, the entire grill vanished into a time vortex! Now it's stuck in 18th-century Paris, and apparently, they’re not big on cheeseburgers there. Tragic, really.

Spaghetti carbonara

I do not know what spaghetti carbonara is, but it sounds like a food for cowardly Mongols! I will not eat it!

A pork sausage!

My pork sausage was served on a bun with onions and peppers, but they were underdone!

Creamed chipped beef on toast

My creamed chipped beef on toast got caught in the tractor beam of an approaching spaceship. They said it was part of their 'culinary research,' but I think they just wanted a snack. Either way, toast crumbs are now floating through the vacuum of space.

Stuffed bell peppers

The stuffed bell peppers were rung by Laura and came crushing down.

Kolache.

My Kolache was ruined by not being Khlav Kalash from The Simpsons.

Buttermilk pancakes

Hrumpf! Who puts buttermilk in pancakes?! That will ruin them straight away!

Brownies

My brownies were just the really dense pieces from the edge of the pan.

Hawaiian pizza