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Whoops - Russian Bot, you are correct about BASIC.

You are incorrect about Spaceballs. (That's actually my second favourite Mel Brooks film.)

Should I pose another, or is Hallowe'en over now?

Hold on, I'm confused. I thought that Mr Boddy wasn't allowed to harm himself? Yet, Sasquatch did exactly that. I like the game how it is, but perhaps we could make Mr. Boddy slightly deadlier (i.e. after the first 5 points against person X, his next blow against that person strikes 3 points instead...

Full Throttle.

MASQ Ball

Zounds!

"Good idea.

But first, move closer to [edge of a pit/snarling space giant/killer bees/fill in your own very dangerous thing...]"

... but (alas) no key. On the other hand, I have a set of lockpicks - I traded Shawn O'Connor a key lime pie for them! (He plans to fling it in Terk the Jerk's face at the end of the year!)

I have a book about pirates...

Butling!

Is it over? Aww.

(Thank you, Sasquatch. No wonder I didn't know about all this. I don't follow internet memes or have a dog)

The knife is used to cut the cheese (and no, that's not a euphemism) for lunch.

This leaves:
Revolver
Candlestick
Rope
Wrench
Lead Pipe

Just as suddenly, Baba Yaga appeared - and with a snap of her fingers, the Narrator disappeared. "That's better!" she cried. "And don't you worry, Harold - I won't have you for my amphibian dinner. I'm going to make coconut-crab-and-caterpillar-consommé instead. Ta-ta!" And off f...

Mrs White, jealous that she hadn't had any attention lately, decided to go to the ladies' room and powder her nose. Once she was there, she re-adjusted her lippy and mascara, and then - yes, you guessed it - powdered her nose.

Radamès

...was ruined because the cook substituted red dye for beetroot, tofu for potatoes, and boiled-up shoestrings for beef.

My shot of vodka...

Edmund Blackadder

Dragon over mountains

Mount Rushmore

(By the way, what is 13/10 would boop again)?

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