Thar be any that might be tak'n on me, Captain Rath O'Silvarrrr? *swings cutlass menacingly* By Blackbeard's Blastin' Brrroadside, I be havin' a cravin' ta get out thar an' go a-slavin'! *hoists the Jolly Rog-arrrr!*
And now to break character for a second... Happy 18th International Talk Like a Pirate Day, everyone!
*goes off ta keelhaul any landlubber whut looks lyke causin' trubble, bejabbers!*