[2020] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

[* Sokka]

There is such a thing as PAH when you're from the south! Yeee-Haw!!!!

My grapes were monched by those darn marmots!

Brownies

[*The Butler]

The brownies were ruined by actually being made from some kind of white chocolate.

Coke Zero.

[* Dragotha]

My Coke Zero was left out in the sun and went flat.

Twinkies

[* Clippy]

My Twinkies have been ruined since the local Hostess factory closed.

Fruit cake

[* Dragotha]

My fruit cake fell on the floor, where it was gobbled up by the cat. Lick lick, chomp chomp, and it was all gone.

Chicken curry

[* Clippy]

My Chicken curry was ruined by being too spicy.

Flan

[* Dragotha]

My flan was in the oven too long, and got burned.

Juicy, delicious orange

[* Clippy]

Since anything done to the orange would make it no longer "juicy" or "delicious", my juicy, delicious orange could not be ruined.

Bagel

[* Dragotha]

My bagel was burned to a crisp in the oven.

Blood orange

[* Sokka]

The blood orange was gobbled up by the bear that lives in the woods. Rawr!

Persimmon!

[* Dragotha]

The persimmon fell on the ground and smashed. Broken persimmon bits everywhere.

Feta cheese

[* Clippy]

My feta cheese was ruined by the rain we're having.

Lemon Jell-o

[* Sokka]

My lemon jello was dried up by all the hot dry summers!

Fig Newtons

[* Clippy]

My Fig Newtons were ruined because the figs were not from Newton.

Necco wafers

[* Dragotha]

My Necco wafers were ruined because they fell on the floor and smashed. They were then eaten by the dog.

Steamed salmon