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Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Oct 12, 2020 4:31 am You know you've played too much Stunts when ...

... Hot Wheels just aren't enough.

You know you've played too much Dragon's Lair when...

... you can't remember how many times you've heard Daphne say "Save me!"

You know you've played too much Test Drive when ...

... you drive like that when you go for an actual test drive!

You know you've played too much Starflight when... (no one wants to answer this one for some reason )

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:44 pm You know you've played too much Starflight when...

... you realize it's a lot like Star Frontiers in regards to the races (insect, octopus, blob)!

You know you've played too much Star Frontiers RPG when...

... you know what it's about. Which I don't. So a google later ... um. When you start quoting it in real life, and in situations which have nothing to do with a space-opera action adventure?

(And the phrase "space opera action-adventure" sounds like three games to me, but whatever).

You know you've played too much Papers, Please when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Oct 18, 2020 3:56 am You know you've played too much Papers, Please when...

... you find a game worse than what you had found before.

You know you you've played too much Phasmophobia when...

... you visit a real old house and expect to find ectoplasm dripping down the walls.

You know you've played too much "The Witcher 2" when ...

...you add a mod to include "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher".

You know you've played too much Okami when...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:27 pm You know you've played too much Okami when...

... when you still play this on your PS2 because it was one of the last games to come out before the PS3.

You know you've played too much PAC-MAN CHAMPIONSHIP when...

... you see a bunch of dots ... dot ... dot ... dot ... and they drive you dotty.

You know you've played too much Sonic the Hedgehog when ...

(As opposed to the question to Sega: You know you've MADE too many Sonic the Hedgehog game when ... they become your ticket to retirement, aka Sonic the Hedge Fund!)

...you've actually played all of them. Every. Single. One.

You know you've played too much Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? when...

... you become a master of all geographical trivia.

You know you've played too much Where in Space is Carmen Sandiego? when...

...you refuse to accept Pluto's demotion as a planet.

You know you've played too much Bioshock when...

... you create yourself a Big Daddy suit. When your boss asks why, you say it's so you can protect all the Little Sisters. And then you wonder why everyone thinks you're sexist.

You know you've played too much Rise of Nations when ...

(Yes, yes, I have. It's a fun little time-waster).

...your critical cognitive skills have improved.

You know you've played too much Warcraft when...