The 10 Items For My Sierra Game (Community Game)

[notbobsmith]

New Game! Fantasy for Children! Similar to Torin's Passage.

1. Talking Ferret.

2. The ferret talks and talks and talks and talks and never shuts up. The wizard Bloomingfails, who specialises in conjuring luxury goods that evaporate within 30 days (unless you have your receipt), says, "That ferret is a real pain in the proverbial." He grabs his staff -- a really impressive piece of polished white wood, with a knob on the end -- and points it at the ferret. Wizard's staff.

3. Bloomingfails asks, "Have you ever polished a long, hard, wooden staff?" (Apparently the writers are inserting some Shrek like adult humor in this kids game!) He smirks, "Well, you can have the staff you will need it on your quest to find Hystoria." Waunder, our young hero says, "Hystoria? But isn't that the Lands Above?" "Yes," the wizard answers. "So you'd best take this." Goggles.

4. Waunder grabs the x-ray goggles - "Cor! Fanks, Mister!" - and runs away to find Raseir so he can look at the pixellated ladies.
Now here's what really happens.
Waunder takes the goggles. "Gee, thanks. Got any other useless items?" Bloomingfails' Boot (to Waunder's bottom, if I were Bloomingfails. And maybe Bloomingfails' staff to turn Waunder and the Talking Ferret into a pair of toads. Game over! Thanks for playing Fantasy for Children. Want to try again?)

5. The player/Waunder is taught where the RESTORE BUTTON is located in the menu bar, which looks like Bloomingfails' Boot for an icon. When clicking restore for the first time, a golden coin falls off from the menu onto the ground. (Those programmers sure are silly!) Golden Coin.

6. After pocketing the coin, Waunder ----- well, wonders if this is a kids game or a Mario knock-off. His suspicions are confirmed when, in the next scene, he is given the task to collect mushrooms so Bloomingfails can create a potion. Bloomingfails creates the potion and ... "Woooooooowwwww, maaan!!!" Uh-oh -- looks like Waunder gathered the wrong mushrooms! Potion.

7. The potion doesn't just distort one's perception of reality; it distorts reality itself. The world is now filled with bright, garish colors and the landscape begins to twist and change. Out of nowhere, a house appears with a sign that says "Yonder". Waunder wanders over to Yonder and wonders what wonders he might plunder as result of his potion blunder. Inside he finds a Twinkie with a sign next to it that says "Eat me." Twinkie

8. Waunder - untrusting of strangers - recalls a game he played called "Space Chase" where the player controls a janitor named "Ten Fore" - and the aliens had Twinkies on their nose. Placing the Twinkie on his nose, reveals a pin in the Twinkie that pushes out from the Twinkie! Pin

9. Looks like the Twinkie was a grenade in disguise! (Uh-oh! ) And by pulling the pin, Waunder started the countdown! Waunder throws the Twinkie away, and it explodes in mid-air and knocks down the house, on top of Waunder! In desperation, Waunder holds up the pin - and notices there's a button on it. When he presses the button, it opens up an huge umbrella that saves Waunder's life because the house falls on the umbrella!

However, Waunder still has to get out of here. Fortunately, the collapsing house revealed a trap door. Having nowhere else to go, Waunder opens the trapdoor and climbs into the basement -- which teleports him back to Bloomingfails, who is now completely normal. Bloomingfails hands Waunder a strawberry donut and says, "Now then, young man, what have you learned?" Strawberry Donut.

10. "I learned that nothing is as it appears." He pulls a mask off of Bloomingfails revealing that he was Cedric the Owl the whole time. Pulling on the ends of the strawberry donut, it grows larger and larger. He places the donut around Cedric, who vanishes forever inside the donut hole. "Looks like," Waunder says as he places sunglasses on CSI: Miami style, "I got a hole in one." (queue Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who)

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

[Tawmis]

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

[Rath Darkblade]

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

[notbobsmith]

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

4. Starry goes to the hideout and stakes out the place. It is the hideout of Sebastian Terwilliger, well known drug trafficker and arms smuggler. While staking out the place, she observes some goons dragging a man with a bag over his head into the building. She draws her gun and orders the men to freeze. The men let go of the man and flee, but also drop a Notebook.

[Rath Darkblade]

...Sebastian Terwilliger...

Any relation to Robert T, aka Sideshow Bob?

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

4. Starry goes to the hideout and stakes out the place. It is the hideout of Sebastian Terwilliger, well known drug trafficker and arms smuggler. While staking out the place, she observes some goons dragging a man with a bag over his head into the building. She draws her gun and orders the men to freeze. The men let go of the man and flee, but also drop a Notebook.

5. The notebook only says: "The loot is buried under the big X." Nothing else, e.g. what the big X is, or where it is.

Starry turns round the corner and finds that the goons who fled ran straight into a idling freezer truck -- and froze to death. Yes, they did obey her orders.

She returns to the man who was being manhandled and frees (freeze?) him. Man.

[notbobsmith]

...Sebastian Terwilliger...

Any relation to Robert T, aka Sideshow Bob?

Wasn't think that at first. I just wanted a somewhat dorky name for the villain instead of the usual "villainous" name.


New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

4. Starry goes to the hideout and stakes out the place. It is the hideout of Sebastian Terwilliger, well known drug trafficker and arms smuggler. While staking out the place, she observes some goons dragging a man with a bag over his head into the building. She draws her gun and orders the men to freeze. The men let go of the man and flee, but also drop a Notebook.

5. The notebook only says: "The loot is buried under the big X." Nothing else, e.g. what the big X is, or where it is.

Starry turns round the corner and finds that the goons who fled ran straight into a idling freezer truck -- and froze to death. Yes, they did obey her orders.

She returns to the man who was being manhandled and frees (freeze?) him. Man.

6. "Who are you and why were those men after you," she asks. "I am an accountant for Sebastian Terwilliger. I know all of his dealings and where he keeps his money. They think I know too much and were going to kill me!" he replies. She asks what the sentence in the notebook means, but he says he doesn't know. "I'll I know is the men who were trying to kidnap me kept mentioning a hamburger place. MacGuffin's." He hands her a used MacGuffin's paper placemat with the crossword puzzle already completed, hoping it will help her in her investigation.

[Rath Darkblade]

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

4. Starry goes to the hideout and stakes out the place. It is the hideout of Sebastian Terwilliger, well known drug trafficker and arms smuggler. While staking out the place, she observes some goons dragging a man with a bag over his head into the building. She draws her gun and orders the men to freeze. The men let go of the man and flee, but also drop a Notebook.

5. The notebook only says: "The loot is buried under the big X." Nothing else, e.g. what the big X is, or where it is.

Starry turns round the corner and finds that the goons who fled ran straight into a idling freezer truck -- and froze to death. Yes, they did obey her orders.

She returns to the man who was being manhandled and frees (freeze?) him. Man.

6. "Who are you and why were those men after you," she asks. "I am an accountant for Sebastian Terwilliger. I know all of his dealings and where he keeps his money. They think I know too much and were going to kill me!" he replies. She asks what the sentence in the notebook means, but he says he doesn't know. "I'll I know is the men who were trying to kidnap me kept mentioning a hamburger place. MacGuffin's." He hands her a used MacGuffin's paper placemat with the crossword puzzle already completed, hoping it will help her in her investigation.

7. Starry makes a face and thanks the accountant for his doubtful gift. She then goes to MacGuffin's and enters. *ding!*

"Welcome to MacGuffin's - the Golden Birches! Yup, we make burgers from trees! Eat a tree today! How can I help--"

Starry can't take any more of this Acne-Ridden Youth. Pimply Young'un.

[notbobsmith]

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

4. Starry goes to the hideout and stakes out the place. It is the hideout of Sebastian Terwilliger, well known drug trafficker and arms smuggler. While staking out the place, she observes some goons dragging a man with a bag over his head into the building. She draws her gun and orders the men to freeze. The men let go of the man and flee, but also drop a Notebook.

5. The notebook only says: "The loot is buried under the big X." Nothing else, e.g. what the big X is, or where it is.

Starry turns round the corner and finds that the goons who fled ran straight into a idling freezer truck -- and froze to death. Yes, they did obey her orders.

She returns to the man who was being manhandled and frees (freeze?) him. Man.

6. "Who are you and why were those men after you," she asks. "I am an accountant for Sebastian Terwilliger. I know all of his dealings and where he keeps his money. They think I know too much and were going to kill me!" he replies. She asks what the sentence in the notebook means, but he says he doesn't know. "I'll I know is the men who were trying to kidnap me kept mentioning a hamburger place. MacGuffin's." He hands her a used MacGuffin's paper placemat with the crossword puzzle already completed, hoping it will help her in her investigation.

7. Starry makes a face and thanks the accountant for his doubtful gift. She then goes to MacGuffin's and enters. *ding!*

"Welcome to MacGuffin's - the Golden Birches! Yup, we make burgers from trees! Eat a tree today! How can I help--"

Starry can't take any more of this Acne-Ridden Youth. Pimply Young'un.

8. "Tell me what this!" Starry asks the Pimply Young'un as she shows him the paper placemat. "Um, that's one of the placemats we put on the trays." "But what does it mean?" she asks. "I don't know. It just has some games for kids. This one has a treasure map and..." "Wait! Did you say treasure?" Sure enough, the placemat has a treasure map with a big "X" on it. Looking at the crossword puzzle, she notices an arrow pointing to the "X" from the word "CANYON". "Of course! Devil's Canyon outside of town!" She heads to the canyon and following the treasure map begins digging. She finds a box with an old reel-to-reel tape player with tape.

[Rath Darkblade]

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

4. Starry goes to the hideout and stakes out the place. It is the hideout of Sebastian Terwilliger, well known drug trafficker and arms smuggler. While staking out the place, she observes some goons dragging a man with a bag over his head into the building. She draws her gun and orders the men to freeze. The men let go of the man and flee, but also drop a Notebook.

5. The notebook only says: "The loot is buried under the big X." Nothing else, e.g. what the big X is, or where it is.

Starry turns round the corner and finds that the goons who fled ran straight into a idling freezer truck -- and froze to death. Yes, they did obey her orders.

She returns to the man who was being manhandled and frees (freeze?) him. Man.

6. "Who are you and why were those men after you," she asks. "I am an accountant for Sebastian Terwilliger. I know all of his dealings and where he keeps his money. They think I know too much and were going to kill me!" he replies. She asks what the sentence in the notebook means, but he says he doesn't know. "I'll I know is the men who were trying to kidnap me kept mentioning a hamburger place. MacGuffin's." He hands her a used MacGuffin's paper placemat with the crossword puzzle already completed, hoping it will help her in her investigation.

7. Starry makes a face and thanks the accountant for his doubtful gift. She then goes to MacGuffin's and enters. *ding!*

"Welcome to MacGuffin's - the Golden Birches! Yup, we make burgers from trees! Eat a tree today! How can I help--"

Starry can't take any more of this Acne-Ridden Youth. Pimply Young'un.

8. "Tell me what this!" Starry asks the Pimply Young'un as she shows him the paper placemat. "Um, that's one of the placemats we put on the trays." "But what does it mean?" she asks. "I don't know. It just has some games for kids. This one has a treasure map and..." "Wait! Did you say treasure?" Sure enough, the placemat has a treasure map with a big "X" on it. Looking at the crossword puzzle, she notices an arrow pointing to the "X" from the word "CANYON". "Of course! Devil's Canyon outside of town!" She heads to the canyon and following the treasure map begins digging. She finds a box with an old reel-to-reel tape player with tape.

9. Starry cleans the tape player and tape, then plays it. The tape tells her who the Big Bad is and where to find him - huzzah! She consults with the Chief, who arranges backup, and they all drive over to the Big Bad's Hideout(TM). Two police officers sneak over to the back door and cover it with their guns. Starry and the Chief bust the front door down, and are greeted by the Big Bad stroking a white cat and saying: "So, Starry Bonds, we meet again."

White Cat.

[Tawmis]

New Game: Police Investigation (Police Quest)

1. Matchbook

2. Starry Bonds (daughter of Sonny Bonds, and now on the Lytton Police Department) is at the bar when someone slides her a match book with the name "Elizabeth Bane" and a phone number. Car Keys.

3. Before Starry leaves, she takes a good look at the "someone" who slid her the matchbook, and realises that it is the well-known film star, Angelita Pepita - the Bolivian Bombshell. (Olé!)

Then Starry looks up the phone number in the Yellow Pages. It is unlisted. She uses the car keys to take the matchbook back to HQ, where they trace the call to a well-known criminal's hideout. Gun.

4. Starry goes to the hideout and stakes out the place. It is the hideout of Sebastian Terwilliger, well known drug trafficker and arms smuggler. While staking out the place, she observes some goons dragging a man with a bag over his head into the building. She draws her gun and orders the men to freeze. The men let go of the man and flee, but also drop a Notebook.

5. The notebook only says: "The loot is buried under the big X." Nothing else, e.g. what the big X is, or where it is.

Starry turns round the corner and finds that the goons who fled ran straight into a idling freezer truck -- and froze to death. Yes, they did obey her orders.

She returns to the man who was being manhandled and frees (freeze?) him. Man.

6. "Who are you and why were those men after you," she asks. "I am an accountant for Sebastian Terwilliger. I know all of his dealings and where he keeps his money. They think I know too much and were going to kill me!" he replies. She asks what the sentence in the notebook means, but he says he doesn't know. "I'll I know is the men who were trying to kidnap me kept mentioning a hamburger place. MacGuffin's." He hands her a used MacGuffin's paper placemat with the crossword puzzle already completed, hoping it will help her in her investigation.

7. Starry makes a face and thanks the accountant for his doubtful gift. She then goes to MacGuffin's and enters. *ding!*

"Welcome to MacGuffin's - the Golden Birches! Yup, we make burgers from trees! Eat a tree today! How can I help--"

Starry can't take any more of this Acne-Ridden Youth. Pimply Young'un.

8. "Tell me what this!" Starry asks the Pimply Young'un as she shows him the paper placemat. "Um, that's one of the placemats we put on the trays." "But what does it mean?" she asks. "I don't know. It just has some games for kids. This one has a treasure map and..." "Wait! Did you say treasure?" Sure enough, the placemat has a treasure map with a big "X" on it. Looking at the crossword puzzle, she notices an arrow pointing to the "X" from the word "CANYON". "Of course! Devil's Canyon outside of town!" She heads to the canyon and following the treasure map begins digging. She finds a box with an old reel-to-reel tape player with tape.

9. Starry cleans the tape player and tape, then plays it. The tape tells her who the Big Bad is and where to find him - huzzah! She consults with the Chief, who arranges backup, and they all drive over to the Big Bad's Hideout(TM). Two police officers sneak over to the back door and cover it with their guns. Starry and the Chief bust the front door down, and are greeted by the Big Bad stroking a white cat and saying: "So, Starry Bonds, we meet again."

10. Starry uses the fur of a white cat that she gathers to make a wig. (Who would have thought using a cat for hair as a disguise, am I right?) This allows her to get the drop on the Big Bad as she passes as a Bag Lady and gets close enough to draw her gun; ensuing in a shoot out where the Big Bad goes down!

[Tawmis]

New Game: Fantasy (like King's Quest, Black Cauldron, etc)

1. Crystal ball.

[Rath Darkblade]

New Game: Fantasy (like King's Quest, Black Cauldron, etc)

1. Crystal ball.

2. A Wizened Old Seer(TM) peers into the Crystal Ball and tells the QfG hero -- now also the King of Silmaria -- "You will go on quests forever."

The QfG hero sighs and says "Not again!"

But Toro (with his big axe) says ...... Toro's Big Axe.

[notbobsmith]

New Game: Fantasy (like King's Quest, Black Cauldron, etc)

1. Crystal ball.

2. A Wizened Old Seer(TM) peers into the Crystal Ball and tells the QfG hero -- now also the King of Silmaria -- "You will go on quests forever."

The QfG hero sighs and says "Not again!"

But Toro (with his big axe) says ...... Toro's Big Axe.

3. "Don't worry. Toro go with Hero Man. Toro have big axe. Toro name axe Bessie"

"Then it is settled," the Wizened Old Seer says. "The two of you must travel to the distant continent of Vespuciland. You will need this map." Map

[Rath Darkblade]

New Game: Fantasy (like King's Quest, Black Cauldron, etc)

1. Crystal ball.

2. A Wizened Old Seer(TM) peers into the Crystal Ball and tells the QfG hero -- now also the King of Silmaria -- "You will go on quests forever."

The QfG hero sighs and says "Not again!"

But Toro (with his big axe) says ...... Toro's Big Axe.

3. "Don't worry. Toro go with Hero Man. Toro have big axe. Toro name axe Bessie"

"Then it is settled," the Wizened Old Seer says. "The two of you must travel to the distant continent of Vespuciland. You will need this map." Map

4. In Vespuciland, the Hero Man(TM), Toro and Bessie consult the map and decide to go to the Dakota territory, where they encounter Native Vespucians in their tepee tents. The Vespucians introduce themselves as Lakota and ask him what the visitors what they want.

The Hero Man(TM) bows politely and asks to speak to their leaders. The Lakota look blank and ask: "Which leader? Sitting Bull, Red Cloud or Crazy Horse?"

Toro says: "Toro wish to see Sitting Bull. Toro is Bull Man."

"Very well," says the Hero Man. "Sitting Bull shall have my sword."

"And Toro's axe!" Toro adds. Sitting Bull's tepee.

[Tawmis]

New Game: Fantasy (like King's Quest, Black Cauldron, etc)

1. Crystal ball.
2. A Wizened Old Seer(TM) peers into the Crystal Ball and tells the QfG hero -- now also the King of Silmaria -- "You will go on quests forever."
The QfG hero sighs and says "Not again!"
But Toro (with his big axe) says ...... Toro's Big Axe.
3. "Don't worry. Toro go with Hero Man. Toro have big axe. Toro name axe Bessie"
"Then it is settled," the Wizened Old Seer says. "The two of you must travel to the distant continent of Vespuciland. You will need this map." Map
4. In Vespuciland, the Hero Man(TM), Toro and Bessie consult the map and decide to go to the Dakota territory, where they encounter Native Vespucians in their tepee tents. The Vespucians introduce themselves as Lakota and ask him what the visitors what they want.
The Hero Man(TM) bows politely and asks to speak to their leaders. The Lakota look blank and ask: "Which leader? Sitting Bull, Red Cloud or Crazy Horse?"
Toro says: "Toro wish to see Sitting Bull. Toro is Bull Man."
"Very well," says the Hero Man. "Sitting Bull shall have my sword."
"And Toro's axe!" Toro adds. Sitting Bull's tepee.
5. Our hero sits in the teepee and has a vision. A Wall of Text. An actual physical wall with writing on it.