Three Clues - Who Am I?

[Tawmis]

Are you edible (this would include non-food items like the breath spray)?

Put me down your throat
I'll float in your bile, like a boat.
Does it taste crazy delicious
Or is it even nutritious?

Yes, I am edible.

[Rath Darkblade]

Can Larry use you to enter otherwise inaccessible areas (e.g. the password to access the pimp's room, the TV remote to access the hooker's room, or the Spanish Fly to access the lift)?

Larry games are sometimes often always ridiculous ...

[notbobsmith]

I am not from the country they said
If you believe that you've been misled!
You will need to stretch your imagination
To get this thing of such fascination.
Is there a MC in the house
Keep in mind, I am no louse!

Edible but not one of the alcoholic drinks. That just leaves the Apple, Breath Spray, Candy, and Pills. I can't figure out what fits the clues.

Are you the candy?

[Tawmis]

Can Larry use you to enter otherwise inaccessible areas (e.g. the password to access the pimp's room, the TV remote to access the hooker's room, or the Spanish Fly to access the lift)?
Larry games are sometimes often always ridiculous ...

Well, technically - almost all inventory items are used to get into another area (knife to cut the rope, technically gets you out of the hotel room, etc). I will say "Yes."

I am not from the country they said
If you believe that you've been misled!
You will need to stretch your imagination
To get this thing of such fascination.
Is there a MC in the house
Keep in mind, I am no louse!

Edible but not one of the alcoholic drinks. That just leaves the Apple, Breath Spray, Candy, and Pills. I can't figure out what fits the clues.

Are you the candy?

Does it taste sweet
Or like someone's feet?
If you taste the candy
You will see it's not me.

Not the candy.

When it's revealed what I am all the clues will be super obvious.


EDIT -

So for the official clue...

You can't be tied down
Not in this town!
You need to impress the ladies so stay sweet
And you might sweep her off her feet.

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmm. Are you the apple?

(The apple is sweet, and sweeps Eve off her feet. As for not being tied down - that's the knife, but clearly that's not edible, unless Larry is even crazier than usual)

[Tawmis]

Hmm. Are you the apple?
(The apple is sweet, and sweeps Eve off her feet. As for not being tied down - that's the knife, but clearly that's not edible, unless Larry is even crazier than usual)

I am not here to deceive
I am not the gift for Eve
And that's no lie
I'm not the apple of your eye.

[notbobsmith]

Are you the breath spray?

Keeps your breath "sweet". I don't know if any of the other clues fit.

[Tawmis]

Are you the breath spray?
Keeps your breath "sweet". I don't know if any of the other clues fit.

Use the breath spray
Will make sure the girls don't run away
But at the end of the day
You went the wrong way.

I am not the breath spray.

Official clue...

I am inside of something
But don't open me up
I'm something to bring
But won't be poured in a cup.

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmm. Are you the Candy?

I am inside of something
But don't open me up...

Don't eat the candy - bring it to Fawn!

I'm something to bring
But won't be poured in a cup.

Yep - you're not the Spanish Fly pills, so you can't be poured in a cup.

[Tawmis]

Hmm. Are you the Candy?

Already confirmed not the candy.

[Rath Darkblade]

Huh. Are you the Spanish Fly pills, then?

[Tawmis]

Huh. Are you the Spanish Fly pills, then?

Yes! I was worried you guys might get thrown off when you assumed I wasn't.

I am not from the country they said <--- Country references "Spanish" fly
If you believe that you've been misled!
You will need to stretch your imagination <-- stretch is a reference to Larry needing to reach over to the window to get the Spanish Fly
To get this thing of such fascination.
Is there a MC in the house <-- This is the one I thought would easily give it away... the MC is MC Hammer. The hammer is needed to break the window.
Keep in mind, I am no louse! <-- Louse is an insect, so another hint about the "fly" name

You can't be tied down <-- reference to needing the rope
Not in this town!
You need to impress the ladies so stay sweet
And you might sweep her off her feet. <-- reference to Faith leaping over the counter

I am inside of something <-- Spanish fly in a bottle
But don't open me up
I'm something to bring
But won't be poured in a cup. <-- Faith doesn't use a cup, she just downs the entire contents of the bottle.

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmph. The "MC" thing misled me -- I thought of "Master of Ceremonies". And the "louse" just confused me. *shrug*

Anyway ... here's one that will hopefully be a toughie.

I am golden brown
There is only one of me
I look like something else

Enjoy!

[notbobsmith]

Are you in a Quest for Glory game?

[Tawmis]

Are you in a Conquest Game?