You deliver the punishment (game)

[Rath Darkblade]

... drown!

(Simple but effective).

Sludge Vohaul, for having so many lethal traps around your ship to catch Roger in and still getting utterly humiliated by a janitor, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...being a janitor!

Manannan, for having an impossible to spell name, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... have your name legally changed to "Mahna-Mahna Man"!


Waldorf and Stattler steal the show, as usual.

Katrina, for being the Dark Master, I hereby sentence you to...

[notbobsmith]

...a Vegan diet. (Must be terrible for a vampire.)

Everyone in the town of Mordavia, for being jerks to the Hero, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... be nice to the Hero. (They eventually are).

Lolotte (from KQ4), for being so mean, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...watching "Barney and Friends"... FOREVER!

Crispin, for inflicting Cedric upon King Graham, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... be inflicted with Barney. Even Lolotte doesn't deserve him.

Laura Bow, for being so gullible, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...buying part ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge.

Det. Mosely, for being such a slob (GK3), I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... clean up your act and take better care of your possessions.

Gabriel Knight, for actually wearing cat hair (GK3 - yuck!), I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...be a cat groomer.

Gabriel Knight, for impersonating a priest, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... become one.

Gabriel Knight, for having nothing but mayonnaise in your fridge, I hereby sentence you to...

[notbobsmith]

...making lots and lots of tuna salad for a homeless shelter.

Roger Wilco, for stealing parts from salvaged ships to fix the Aluminum Mallard(SQ3), I hereby sentence you to...

[Tawmis]

Roger Wilco, for stealing parts from salvaged ships to fix the Aluminum Mallard(SQ3), I hereby sentence you to...

to work in the Energizer Battery factory where you are constantly harassed by the Energizer Bunny!

Rosella (KQ4), for breaking and entering into the haunted manor, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... be chased by the graveyard ghouls! (What? Too harsh?)

Wolfgang Abenteur (the famous adventurer from QfG1), for constantly falling asleep on the job, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...being fired... by a dragon.

Archduke Fifi le Yipyap (KQ7), for threatening to punish Valanice in way that make the ones we've come up with seem sensible (Being sent to the jelly bean mines of the faraway kingdom of Wugga Wugga Boing Boing, Banish her to the Plains of Petulant Possums, etc.) I hereby sentence you to...