Let's see ... oops!

It looks like I need one more "exclamation" and one fewer "verb"s. I'll just make up an exclamation (sorry).
Here we go ...
LEISURE SUIT LARRY in: the JUMPING PAPER
One day, Leisure Suit Larry popped down to the local Qwik-E-Mart to buy a magazine and a
LICORICE-flavoured lollipop. He hopped in a taxi, which took him to the
BUS STOP, where he gambled away all his
HAMBURGERS.
Pausing only to shout "
JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT!" and hike up his pants, Larry bummed a dollar off a local
VERB who said "
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!". Then Larry walked back into the
BUS STOP, put his dollar on
PURPLE, and won
5.3 MILLION dollars.
However, he then lost it all at the track. Easy come, easy go. However, he met
BETTY at the track, so he turned to her and said, "Honey,
PEEL MY TANGERINES." She then
COUGHED him in the
MOUSE and
INSINUATED away.
THE END!
And ... it (almost) makes sense.

Who's next?