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I pretend to be Jack Be Nimble and jump over the candlestick.

I pick up the candlestick, but instead of using it to light a room or as a blunt object, I reverse-engineer it to harness cosmic energy and create an interdimensional beacon. Perfect for summoning my tardy self to any point in the universe… eventually.

I fashion the rope into a lasso, and use it to bring the Byzantine Emperor down off his horse, whereupon I ride over his mangled body! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, haughty Byzantines!

I take the knife to defend myself.

I take the knife and challenge Irda! En garde, blue-green one!

I use the revolver and pretend to be Yosemite Sam.

I grab the wrench and use it to adjust the inner workings of a malfunctioning vortex manipulator. Time travel can be tricky, but with the right twist, I can smooth out the temporal turbulence and make sure I’m only slightly late.

I use the knife, candlestick, wrench, and lead pipe in my new juggling act!

I use the wrench because I need it for repairing her equipment, maintaining my weapons, or perhaps fixing a magical contraption in a quest!

I use the rope to perform cowboy rope tricks to go along with my juggling act!

I decide to use the lead pipe... as the finishing touch to a makeshift lightning rod! A few storms later, I’ll have enough energy stored to power a small time machine—or maybe just make my next appearance slightly less tardy.

I use the knife to cut a few slices of bread for my sandwich! Not everything I do is heroic, you know!

Grumpf! I use the wrench to tighten the nuts of the Cloudmobile.

And for the grand finale... trick shots with the revolver!

Ivaylo looks at the revolver, but does not know what it is! Ivaylo thinks it is a tiny little miniature musical instrument, and tries to blow into it! But this does nothing, so Ivaylo throws the revolver away in disgust!