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Ah, Hawaiian pizza—ruined when I accidentally materialized it in a volcano. Turns out even pineapples can't survive lava flows. It was a "hot" mess.

Beef Wellington.

I do not know who Wellington is, but I have a beef with him!

A big, juicy pork chop!

My big, juicy pork chop did not come with any applesauce.

Fish tacos

My fish tacos were intercepted by a seagull mid-bite! It swooped in, snatched them up, and left me with nothing but an empty tortilla and a shattered sense of trust.

Shepherd's pie.

My shepherd's pie was made with beef instead of lamb, making it a cottage pie.

Pumpkin spice latte

My pumpkin spice latte was tragically over-frothed, sending a tidal wave of foam across the table. Now everything smells like a pumpkin patch gone rogue.

Lobster bisque

What is a lobster? I do not know this Bisque person!

But my shepherd's pie was made from a real shepherd! Messy, messy!

A big, juicy apple!

My big juicy apple contained a big juicy worm, which is possibly why the guy who sold it to me told me it was rich in proteine.

Canard à l'orange.

Someone used Tang to make the orange sauce for my Canard à l'orange.

Crab Rangoon

Ivaylo does not know what Crab Rangoon is! Ivaylo never left Bulgaria, and doesn't know not what a crab is! The Crab Rangoon never gets made!

A big, juicy, garlic sausage!

Hrmpf! Somebody stored the sausage too warm so it went off.

Artichoke dip

My big, juicy garlic sausage got left a bit too close to the TARDIS's central console—now it's somehow both overcooked and still raw. Also, everything smells like garlic for the next time jump. Delightful.

Clam chowder.

Looks like two guests submitted at almost the same time, so I will go with Grumpy bear's Artichoke dip:

A man named Art choked on the dip.

Tiramisu

Ivaylo the Brave does not know what Tiramisu is! Ivaylo will leave it alone for someone else!

Borscht, with sour cream!

Boris stole my Borscht!

Key lime pie