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Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:24 pm
by notbobsmith
...no more sequels.
William "Blade" Hunter (Rise of the Dragon), for leaving your apartment without your clothes (everyone has done this the first time they've played), I hereby sentence you to....
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:10 am
by Rath Darkblade
... be arrested for indecent exposure.
(
Yep, I did it the first time I played RotD. "Hey you!")
Leisure Suit Larry, for forgetting to remove the "lubber" after your encounter with the, um ... scantily-clad lady (ahem) in Lost Wages, I hereby sentence you to ...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:20 pm
by notbobsmith
...watching a WWII-era hygiene film.
Alexander, for faking his own death in KQ6, I hereby sentence you to...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:37 pm
by Tawmis
notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:20 pm
Alexander, for faking his own death in KQ6, I hereby sentence you to...
... to play Codename: Iceman, where you will perish frequently.
Sonny Bonds, for getting a little "too friendly" with Sweet Cheeks while she was in her cell, I hereby sentence you to....
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 6:23 pm
by Rath Darkblade
... separate cells.
The Big Dude in the PQ1 Jail, for pirating games, I hereby sentence you to...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 12:27 am
by notbobsmith
...having his identity stolen.
The programmers who designed the PQ3 driving sequence, I hereby sentence you to...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:50 am
by Rath Darkblade
... re-program it.
Whoever thought up the Cat Moustache Puzzle, I hereby sentence you to ...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 11:10 pm
by notbobsmith
...wear a
pornstache for the rest of his life.
The writers who wrote the, ahem, "urban dialect" in PQ4, I hereby sentence you to...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:10 am
by Rath Darkblade
... visit Los Angeles -- specifically the "urban" areas -- so you can learn what black people actually sound like.
Leisure Suit Larry, for essentially being a walking-and-talking joke (or
Butt Monkey), I hereby sentence you to ...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:53 am
by Tawmis
Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:10 am
Leisure Suit Larry, for essentially being a walking-and-talking joke (or
Butt Monkey), I hereby sentence you to ...
... to actually end up, leading a rather incredible life.
King Graham for just letting your son Alexander be taken away and never look for him, I sentence you to...
Re: You deliver the punishment (game)
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:12 pm
by Rath Darkblade
... spending more time with your kid. I mean, look at the sprog from time to time. Play with him. It might save you from some expensive psychiatrist sessions for him later on.
Mananananahahahahahanaman, for having a name that no-one can spell, I hereby sentence you to ...