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...you try painting a door on the side of your house, hoping it will turn into a real one.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 7 when...

... your life turns into a cartoon.

You know you've played too much KQ8: Mask of Eternity when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:20 pm You know you've played too much KQ8: Mask of Eternity when ...

... you spent more than 3 minutes playing it. Because that's already too much...

You know you've played too much Torin's Passage when...

... your shoulders tense and you need a Torin's Massage.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 1 when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:15 pm You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 1 when...

... you use it for training to go to Vegas (poker).

OK. And your "you know you've played too much" question is...?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 5:14 am OK. And your "you know you've played too much" question is...?

You know you've played too many forum games when...

Ahem, I mean...

You know you've played too much King's Quest when...

...you try to place your cursor over photos you find on the internet, but the effect is not the same as with the crown cursor...

You know you've been playing too much Colonel's Bequest, when...

BBP wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 1:40 pm You know you've been playing too much Colonel's Bequest, when...

YES! BBP! You joined! Stay with us!

Ahem...

BBP wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 1:40 pm You know you've been playing too much Colonel's Bequest, when...

... every time you pass a photo in the hallway, you're paranoid eyes are following you!

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 2 when...

...during a cruise, you swear you are being followed around by spies.

You know you've played too much Phantasmagoria 2 when...

... you start getting paranoid in real life. (Not a good thing).

You know you've played too much LSL3 when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 7:14 am You know you've played too much LSL3 when ...

... when you get lost, you break open the map and start going in the direction of every upper case "N", "E", "S", and "W" mentioned on the map.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry V when...

... you become the office whipping boy and get hot coffee for the boss, just to see if you'd get to meet beautiful women if you spill scalding coffee in the boss's lap.

(Spoiler/not-spoiler: probably not).

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 6 when...

...you will only date women with names that sound like wines.

You know you've played too much Police Quest SWAT when...

... you actually start believing that black people tawk lahk dat. Yo yo yo, get outta ma hood, yo.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 7 when...