Three Clues - Who Am I?

[notbobsmith]

Do you work in the police building (e.g. a policeman, janitor etc.)?

No

Are you found inside a building?

Yes

[Rath Darkblade]

Do you work at the ... was it a hospital? Or a mortuary? It's one of the first places you visit, anyway.

[Tawmis]

Are you a living thing?

[notbobsmith]

Do you work at the ... was it a hospital? Or a mortuary? It's one of the first places you visit, anyway.

The Morgue, and no. Not at the morgue.

Are you a living thing?

No

[Tawmis]

Are you at the theater?

[Rath Darkblade]

Are you at the theater?

(Do you mean the operating theater, at the morgue?)

Are you something to do with a bar?

(Watering hole == bar)

[notbobsmith]

Are you at the theater?

No

Are you something to do with a bar?

(Watering hole == bar)

Yes

[Rath Darkblade]

OK ... but you're not a living thing.

Now I'm curious: how do you define 'a living thing'? The narrowest definition is humans, animals, birds and insects, but some people include trees and shrubs too. And some people also include fruits and vegetables. And so on. Which definition are you? By the broadest definition, even a beer could be a living thing, because it includes enzymes and atoms of other things that make up life (e.g. carbon and oxygen). Or am I being overly pedantic?

So, let's see. Inside a bar, not a living thing ... are you a piece of furniture?

[Tawmis]

Are you one of the arcade games?

PQ4 With Arcade Games

[notbobsmith]

So, let's see. Inside a bar, not a living thing ... are you a piece of furniture?

I would say no, but others might disagree. But....

Are you one of the arcade games?

PQ4 With Arcade Games

Yes

[Tawmis]

Are you the Sand Warrior game?
(Rath get in here and guess the other game, I think my video shows what that one is too)

[Rath Darkblade]

Are you Stroids?

(No need for the video, I just googled "police quest 4 arcade games")

[notbobsmith]

Are you the Sand Warrior game?
(Rath get in here and guess the other game, I think my video shows what that one is too)

No, but...

Are you Stroids?

(No need for the video, I just googled "police quest 4 arcade games")

Yes I am!

A watering hole - Slang for a bar
Has you shooting rocks for fun - The arcade game is basically "Asteroids"
"I don't give a darn!" - This is a little abstract. The name of the bar is "The Short Stop". In Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First?", "I don't give a darn!" plays shortstop.

[Rath Darkblade]

Huzzah!

As for the "I don't give a darn" clue - I know "Who's On First?", of course, but I would never get that. Not in a million years.

All right ... *thinkthinkthink*

I rise like dough
and share its colour
But I'm not bread.

Guess away!

(How I wanted to give more specific clues ... but then it'd be too easy).

[Tawmis]

Are you in a game with 'Quest' somewhere in the title (King's Quest, EcoQuest, ConQuest, etc)?