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Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 4:34 pm
by * Grumpy bear
I had to use my key lime pie to blind a yeti.
Toad-in-the-hole.
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 7:18 pm
by * Single Malt Scotch
My toad-in-the-hole had an actual toad... wait, déjà vu!
Candy apple
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 12:31 am
by * Tardy Tardis
My candy apple rolled right under the console and got fused with a spare part during a repair. Now it's an apple with gears, springs, and a suspiciously sugary coating… probably still edible, though!
Chicken Kiev
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 6:22 am
by * Ivaylo
Ivaylo does not like the sourness of the limes, and cannot understand why the pie is a key for anything!
A big, juicy ham!
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 4:04 pm
by * Grumpy bear
My ham was hammy and chewed through the scenery.
Boysenberry pie
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:43 pm
by * Single Malt Scotch
My boysenberry pie had a soggy bottom, disappointing both myself and Mary Berry.
General Gao's chicken
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2024 3:04 am
by * Ivaylo
Hah! I do not know who General Gao is, but Ivaylo is all the General I need!
Some rich, spicy salami!
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2024 8:37 pm
by * Single Malt Scotch
My rich, spicy salami was full of baloney.
Peach Melba
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2024 9:40 pm
by * Irda
Mine lacks peach, deceptive!
Chicken Tikka Masala
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2024 11:22 pm
by * Tardy Tardis
My Chicken Tikka Masala had a temporal anomaly—each bite tasted from a different century! One spoonful was medieval bland, the next was way too futuristic. Culinary time travel is not recommended.
Yorkshire pudding
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2024 9:01 pm
by * Single Malt Scotch
My Yorkshire pudding was the British definition of a pudding. I was hoping for something with the American definition.
Pineapple upside down cake
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 12:06 am
by * Ivaylo
Ivaylo the Manly Eater slams on the table with the hilt of his sword! What is the meaning of this? This sweetmeat is upside down! Ivaylo will not stand for this! With one swing of his sword, Ivaylo the Courageous slices through the cake and strides away angrily!
A big, juicy, fatty piece of bacon!
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 6:26 am
by * Grumpy bear
The bacon looked so tempting but Treat Heart Pig got there first. Ha-rumpf!
Lasagna
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 2:42 pm
by * Single Malt Scotch
Garfield ate my lasagna.
Tuna salad sandwich
Re: [2024] Well now you've upset the cook.
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 7:23 pm
by * Ivaylo
Ivaylo the Champion Pig Raiser slams on the table with the hilt of his sword again! Never, never, never will he eat fish when there is pig meat to be eaten! Harumph!
A nice, juicy piece of pork belly!