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notbobsmith wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 12:32 am Are you found in LA?

Yes.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 8:21 am Are you found on the ship?

And while the ship is visible in LA, I am not found on it.

Are you a living thing?

Are you visible from the ship?

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:18 am Are you a living thing?

I am.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 7:47 am Are you visible from the ship?

I am not.

Are you are person?

Are you an animal?

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 11:06 pm Are you are person?

I am.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 2:08 am Are you an animal?

I am not.

Are you the host of the two game shows (i.e. "The Dating Connection" and the "Lucky Life" lottery draw)?

Sometimes you have to take a chance
In order to see how lucky you might be......................................................... Larry takes a big chance when he spins that lottery wheel, and gets very lucky
A heart in search of romance
Across the sea! ....................................................................................... Yep, we're in LA, as established.

I am not every lady's dream ........................................................................ the host on "The Dating Connection" definitely isn't -- he's not even in the running
And I am only ever seen on two screens .......................................................... yep - we see him in the "Dating Connection" screen and the lottery screen

(By the way, "Dating Connection" is an obvious - but hilarious - parody of "The Love Connection". Not sure if anyone remembers that show? I only know of it because of Bill Hicks's hilarious bit about it. Praying for Nuclear Holocaust. Warning, NSFW.)

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 7:02 pm Are you the host of the two game shows (i.e. "The Dating Connection" and the "Lucky Life" lottery draw)?

I don't know if it's the same host on both shows, but it's the Lucky Life one I was referencing. I am good passing it on.
(I actually think they're meant to be two different guys? One is Biff or something, and I can't recall if they name the other guy).

Umm ... if they're two different guys, then how is he "only seen on two screens"? *curious*

I'm pretty sure it's the same guy. The "Lucky Life" guy looks identical to the "Dating Connection" guy. (Oh, and is it just me, or is the whole "Dating Connection" thing very, very shallow and creepy? And yes, I know: that's the joke).

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 7:56 am Umm ... if they're two different guys, then how is he "only seen on two screens"? *curious*

Two screens. The "television" screen (black and white) and your computer screen.

Aggghhh ... once again, I replied to this. Once again, my reply was wiped. Ugh.

I was *trying* to say that yes, now that I look at it, the Dating Connection guy has brown hair, and the Lucky Life guy has blond hair. So they're clearly not the same guy ... *unless* he has hairspray that can dry really, REALLY fast. (As fast as he can walk from one studio to another)

Anyway, I thought of one. Tawm likes to give hints in rhyming couplets, so to be different, I'll write a haiku!

I don't stay for long
I'm not dependable
Very appropriate

Guess away!

Are you in a game with 'Quest' somewhere in the title (King's Quest, Quest for Glory, EcoQuest, Conquest for Camelot, etc)?

I'm sorry, but I'm not.

Are you in a Leisure Suit Larry game?