You Know You've Played Too Much (General)

[Rath Darkblade]

... you run yourself a bubble bath for one reason and one reason only: just so you can pop all the bubbles IRL.

You know you've played too much Jill of the Jungle when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you ask a friend so you can cosplay as Jill and George of the Jungle together. (Honestly, never even heard of these games.)

You know you've played too much Might & Magic when...

[Rath Darkblade]

Notbob, "Jill of the Jungle" was a puzzle platformer, back in the DOS days. Pretty similar to "Secret Agent", "Crystal Caves", "Duke Nukem" (the original EGA version), etc. It's now free on GOG, too.

... when you ... oh, darn it -- what happens in Might & Magic again?

You know you've played way too much Skyrim when ...

[notbobsmith]

Might & Magic is a generic fantasy and in general doesn't have an overarching story line. But there are a bunch of games and a few things might stick out if you've played any of them.

...you can actually read the Daedric language.

You know you've played too much Final Fantasy VII when...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Final Fantasy VII when...

You name your dog Red XIII.

You know you've played too much World of Warcraft when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you tear our your hair, scream, "What am I doing?!??", tear off your clothes, and run down the street in your smalls.

You know you've played too much Civilization VI when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Civilization VI when ...

You think you can run for President.

You know you've played too much MASS EFFECT when...

[notbobsmith]

...you think that Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space!

You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you invest in an Assassin's Creed uniform and hood (plus knives), and run around stabbing people.

You know you've played too much Age of Empires 1 when ...

[Tawmis]

You know you've played too much Age of Empires 1 when ...

... when you think what happened in the game is actual history.

You know you've played too much Pandemonium when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you wish for a chicken, just to see if it works.

You know you've played too much Age of Empires 2 when ...

[notbobsmith]

...an article gets published about its COVID-19 era popularity.

You know you've played too much Legend of Zelda when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you create your own Link outfit, enter a contest, and then faint when you win.

You know you've played too much Age of Empires 3 when ...

[notbobsmith]

...you play the Ottoman Empire while sitting on an ottoman.

You know you've played too much Pokemon when...

[Rath Darkblade]

... you call your first-born son (or daughter) Pikachu.

You know you've played too much Angry Birds when ...