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Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:57 am You know you've played too much Space Quest 5 when ...

... when you think it's more Star Trek than current Star Trek.

You know you've played too much Softporn Adventure when...

...you also lose the ability to recognize the word "woman". (I'm afraid to ask, but what words does the parser recognize?)

You know you've played too much Rise of the Dragon when...

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2020 11:24 pm You know you've played too much Rise of the Dragon when...

... you suspect anyone with a patch on their neck is using the MTZ drug.

(I never finished that game)

You know you've played too much Heart of China when...

... you go to China and kidnap nurses because you think they're being held hostage by ruthless warlords.

You know you've played too much Mystery House when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Sep 29, 2020 5:50 pm You know you've played too much Mystery House when ...

Whenever you go to an unfamiliar house, you ask if you can investigate all the rooms.

You know you've played too much Space Quest II when...

... you're scared of plants, because they can eat you.

You know you've played too much Space Quest III when ...

...you refuse to use ScummVM because it sounds too much like ScumSoft.

You know you've played too much Space Quest 5 when...

... you design your own Starfleet uniform and wear it with pride.

You know you've played too much Leisure Suit Larry 4 ( ) when ...

... you are forced to destroy the disk knowing that the secret of the game would change the world. Forever. You decode the message on the only remaining disk!

You know you've played too much Manhunter when...

... I've never played it. Sorry.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 4 when...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:46 am ... I've never played it. Sorry.

You know you've played too much King's Quest 4 when...

Remember. Google is your friend. If you've never played it, google it and just make some reference to the game.

As for KQ4... when you have an irrational fear of stairs.

You know you've played too much Manhunter 2 when... (you can google it...)

... you legally change your name to Phil Cook.

You know you've played too much Police Quest 1 when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:23 pm You know you've played too much Police Quest 1 when ...

... during Road Rage, you shout the correct citations of the law at them!

You know you've played too much Freddy Pharkas when...

... you create your own pharmacy equipment to use in the privacy of your own home.

(Some people do this anyway -- all right ...)

... you collect horse apples to decipher what's wrong with your horses. (CAUTION: do NOT do this at home)

You know you've played too much Rogue to Redemption when ...

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 2:04 am You know you've played too much Rogue to Redemption when ...

... everything in your life is so pun-ny to you.

You know you've played too much GABRIEL KNIGHT: SINS OF THE FATHER when...