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Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:00 am
by Rath Darkblade
... you re-enact scenes from the game. In real life. On a street corner. And film them. And put them up on YouTube etc. for everyone to "enjoy".
You know you've played far too much pinball when ...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:28 am
by Tawmis
Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:00 am
You know you've played far too much pinball when ...
People say the song
Pinball Wizard is about you.
You know you've played too much CLUE when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 11:27 pm
by notbobsmith
...you hide all of the candlesticks, daggers, lead pipes, revolvers, ropes, and wrenches when you have guests.
You know you've played too much Monopoly when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:23 am
by Tawmis
notbobsmith wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2020 11:27 pm
You know you've played too much Monopoly when...
... rather than just renting motel rooms on your road trip, you keep trying to buy them.
You know you've played too much Operation when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 5:51 pm
by Rath Darkblade
... you keep painting people's noses red.
You know you've played too much
Dr J vs Larry Bird when ...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 6:40 pm
by Tawmis
When the movie White Man Can't Jump becomes your life story.
You know you've played too much GAUNTLET when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:56 am
by Rath Darkblade
........... you think that human barbarian, elven archer or human wizard are the only fantasy tropes. EVER.
You know you've played too much Golden Axe when ...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2020 11:58 am
by Tawmis
Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:56 am
You know you've played too much Golden Axe when ...
... you're about to get mugged so you throw your soda bottle into the air, expecting it to render those around you unconscious when it hits the floor.
You know you've played too much DEFENDER when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 1:11 am
by Rath Darkblade
... you build your own spaceship and fly it over a mountain. Or try to.
You know you've played too much Pillars of Eternity when ...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:24 am
by notbobsmith
...you visit a psychic to ask about your past lives.
You know you've played too much Half-Life when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:21 pm
by Rath Darkblade
... you re-enact scenes from the game. In real life. With real guns. And real people.
You know you've played too much Team Fortress 2 when ...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:30 pm
by Tawmis
... when you run around doing the gun finger thing, shouting, "Pew! Pew!" and when people don't fall down, you shout, "Hacks!"
You know you've played too much WITCHER 1 when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:47 am
by Rath Darkblade
... you learn how to smith, just so you can create the Witcher's swords.
You know you've played too much WITCHER 2 when ...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:52 am
by Tawmis
... you realize how much you hated Witcher 1.
You know you've played too much Witcher 3 when...
Re: You Know You've Played Too Much (General)
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 6:11 am
by DeadPoolX
... when you begin referring to your wife as "Yennefer."
You know you've played too much
Space Engineers when...